December 6, 2008

Bits Bucket For December 6, 2008

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Comment by wmbz
2008-12-06 07:25:10

Hot Damn the Chicoms are coming to save Cali RE….

Chinese property hunters to raid US…

Chinese bargain hunters are preparing to descend on American cities such as Los Angeles and San Francisco, where homeowners have suffered some of the steepest price falls in the US.

SouFun, the biggest real estate website in China, is organising a trip next month to look at properties in California and possibly Nevada. Liu Jian, the company’s chief operating officer, said about 300 people had expressed interest in the idea in the three days since it was advertised, though the company would take only a small group on the first trip.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/582d470c-c307-11dd-a5ae-000077b07658.html

 
Comment by wmbz
2008-12-06 07:32:42

No surprise here, of course they’ll hand some cash over, but they also want a hand in running the business. That will be the final nail in their coffin. If you saw the Queen of banking yesterday Barney Frank, he got so upset he started to drool on himself. The old girl needs to wear a lobster bib when she gets wound up. I would guess his boy friend wears a spray hood when old Barn a humpin .

Democrats Set to Offer Loans for Carmakers…

Seeking to end a weeks-long stalemate between the Bush administration and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, senior Congressional aides said that the money would most likely come from $25 billion in federally subsidized loans intended for developing fuel-efficient cars.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/06/business/06auto.html?_r=2&ref=business

 
Comment by hoz
2008-12-06 07:33:23

All I want for Christmas!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:04:59

Hoz, I read this morning that my home state and your current state have huge budget deficits. So much for no bubbles in the Midwest.

 
Comment by bluprint
2008-12-06 08:26:59

“very transformeresque”

 
Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 08:29:51

That was sweet.

 
Comment by combotechie
2008-12-06 08:49:43

Put a book cover over it and it’ll make a great Christmas gift for a high school student.

 
Comment by scdave
2008-12-06 10:15:30

test……….

 
Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 13:07:03

Wow. Transformeresque, all right. Very impressive engineering, actually.

 
Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 19:06:29

That was freaking genius. Who says Americans can’t produce a good product? :)

 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 19:22:11

Hoz - that is outstanding. American genius when we’re about likely to need it. Whatever it lacks in the Ka-chunk Ka-chunk of chambering a 12 ga. pump, this pup makes up for in Fear Factor visuals.

 
 
Comment by Jas Jain
2008-12-06 07:36:24


e-mail from Big V: “Hey Jas, where ya been? You should be over on the HBB gloating like a maniac.”

Maybe, I am not a maniac and only someone who has a good understanding of how the system (the economy, investments and political system, including the Fed) really works and how things play out long-term. I had said many times, elsewhere, that “Printing Money” inflationists were a bunch of dopes and shameless at that. They haven’t a clue.

Jas

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 07:39:05

Dude, put down the Red Bull.

Comment by Jas Jain
2008-12-06 07:46:42


By now I am used to dopey comments. Can’t escape that is a country where people are systematically bred to be dopes-for-life. HBB and the tech bubble had everything to do with the vast majority being brainwashed by propaganda (dopes).

Sorry,

Jas

Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 07:50:22

Yo, “Bond Prince”… how’s it hanging?

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Comment by combotechie
2008-12-06 07:52:08

Don’t know about the Bond Prince but the Cash King is doing fine.

 
Comment by Muggy
2008-12-06 08:00:48

Hey Alad, what is your plan if communities like Ithaca, NY don’t exchange the precious into their local currency?

Relationships and citizenship might be important in the coming years.

In Muggy’s post apocalyptic free-for-all normal, nice people won’t give a flyin’ toss about elves with lucky charms.

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 08:20:34

Muggy,

Maybe i’ve said once or twice, but all of my precious is overseas, safe from overseize.

And p.s. to all of you…

If you don’t have a passport, get one asap.

You may never need it, but what if you do?

You aren’t going anywhere without one~

 
Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:23:28

Why would I buy an SUV from Honda at a time like this? That doesn’t seem like great advice. Shouldn’t I just buy gold?

 
Comment by Muggy
2008-12-06 08:33:16

“Maybe i’ve said once or twice, but all of my precious is overseas, safe from overseize.”

You keep avoiding this reality (I believe Muir has held you to the fire with this as well): there are no Jets to Brazil in the apocalypsinsane.

I enjoy your concept of free and unencumbered travel to places welcoming in apocalypsinsane. For such a smart guy, it’s a really stupid *belief*.

Unless you have a 50 thousand mile range personal jetpack and NBC force-field, I’m still waiting for a real answer…

 
Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 08:47:38

i kinda doubt any of that gold is overseas… goldbugs share certain traits with junkies, and a junkie makes sure his stash is always very close at hand.
..which, btw, is why when the cops raid the house they inevitably find the dope within a few feet of the perp.. not buried in the yard.. not in a hidden safe.

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 09:33:21

joey,

When there’s several hundred million hand cannons in the grip of the unstable in our country, why would I keep my stash here?

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 10:27:00

‘By now I am used to dopey comments. Can’t escape that is a country where people are systematically bred to be dopes-for-life. HBB and the tech bubble had everything to do with the vast majority being brainwashed by propaganda (dopes).’

Well, I for one, am terribly glad you’re so patient with us, Jas, and evidently VERY willing to spend almost all your valuable waking time educatifying us iggerant folks here on the HBB, and all the iggerant folks on many, many other blogs.*
Speaking for me, I believe we all can only happily bask in the refulgence beaming from your high-quality brains.

* I haven’t seen you on any other blogs, Jas, because this is the only one I frequent. I’m not some fickle, easy gal. Also, I sometimes like to go talk to all those meat people running around in that ‘Real World’ thingie we got going on. So, I simply infer the many, many, many, many other blogs that joyously receive your drops of wisdom.

 
Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 11:30:30

If you fear several hundred million hand cannons in the grip of the unstable where you are, why didn’t you take yourself to where you claim your gold is?

..unless you love gold more than your own life. Then it’d all make sense, albeit in a distressingly perverted sorta way.

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 11:57:20

joey,

I’m a patriot for now, but expect to be an expatriate soon…

 
Comment by Muggy
2008-12-06 19:16:49

“I’m a patriot for now, but expect to be an expatriate soon…”

Your comments make no sense. You spent thousands of dollars fireproofing your compound only to leave? You also say that living out of a suitcase sucks, but then always threaten departure at any moment. I don’t understand all of this. I get that you like gold, no problem, but seriously, what’s your deal?

Let me know so I can respond to you appropriately. I realize we can all change over time, but you contradict yourself a lot here.

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 19:37:17

We’re going on vacation, don’t have a cow…

 
 
Comment by mrktMaven
2008-12-06 07:52:18

What happens next?

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Comment by Muggy
2008-12-06 19:26:43

“What happens next?”

NYCityBoy gets drunk, Alad pimps gold, Hoz speaks, we listen, I riff on some helpless old lady, Prof holds steady, some dick jokes fly, maybe some off-topic discussion about sweet foods led by OlyGal, DinOR drops more level-headedness, FPSS oscillates between prankster and universe master, Ben thanks everyone for a great week, Alad pimps gold some more, he and Combo have uncomfortable sexual tension, Utah and Florida are fairly mocked…

It’s what always happens next. And housing is still unaffordable.

 
Comment by combotechie
2008-12-06 21:41:16

“Alad pimps gold some more, he and Combo have uncomfortable sexual tension …”

It only becomes uncomfortable when I don’t get to be the guy.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 23:25:39

If you have a golden rod, you will be always be the guy with the lad …

 
 
Comment by targetdrone
2008-12-06 08:00:00

You are awesome, Jas.

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Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:00:06

“By now I am used to dopey comments. Can’t escape that is a country where people are systematically bred to be dopes-for-life.”

So your answer is to be a never-ending joylous crank? Nice decision.

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Comment by ex-nnvmtgbrkr
2008-12-06 09:14:49

Dude needs to get or be laid…..

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 09:16:13

Do you really think a deflationist could get it up?

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 16:06:36

Deflationists do it more times for less. ;-)

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 17:28:11

‘Deflationists do it more times for less.’

HAHAHAHAHA! That’s extra good! That’s ‘embroider a sampler for the kitchen wall’ good.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 17:31:13

Gracias, gracias, gracias, I’ll be here all weekend. :-D

 
Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 19:09:45

That was a good one FPSS. My problem is when I go to tell the joke I sometimes forget the punch line.

 
 
Comment by Lionel
2008-12-06 08:55:18

Jas, that propaganda machine is pretty effective. I was with a buddy last night, he knows my negative stance on housing, the economy, etc., yet was imploring me to buy a house in Seattle, because prices can surely only go down 10% more, especially with 4.5% rates coming. He’s generally a very bright guy, but he can’t get it into his head that deflation and very, very difficult times are ahead.

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Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 10:48:42

Maybe your pal should join the local KA chapter (Knifecatchers Anonymous).

 
Comment by In Montana
2008-12-06 10:57:20

Ok I don’t get that. Why would anyone “implore” someone to buy a house? Do people really do that? I say MYOB.

 
Comment by clue
2008-12-06 12:15:08

expectations, PB. notice the 4.5%.

 
Comment by Lionel
2008-12-06 13:13:20

Professor, my (professor) buddy actually bought his place in 1999 for 175 or so, and refuses to understand that his house will go down in price (King County recently appraised it at nearly a million — after significant renovation, mind you). Houses similar to the one he bought now are on the market for 350 - 450. I haven’t seen a sale in a while.

 
 
Comment by sleepless_near_seattle
2008-12-06 10:35:51

“Can’t escape that is a country where people are systematically bred to be dopes-for-life. HBB and the tech bubble had everything to do with the vast majority being brainwashed by propaganda ”

Are you suggesting that ours was the only country that participated in both of these messes? Only the stupid Americans were brainwashed?

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Comment by exeter
2008-12-06 07:43:40

Excellent forecasting Jas. Vindication is sweet.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:29:22

I think there was once a football game between the Houston Oilers and the Buffalo Bills where the Oilers were claiming victory a little too soon. I don’t think the final buzzer has sounded yet on this game.

Comment by ravi
2008-12-06 11:09:22

Oh god. You reminded me of that game in 1991. A wee little tike in med school in Galveston, I think I broke everything in my 250 sq. ft. shack in the second half of that game. I think that’s the last time Buffalo celebrated something.

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Comment by Hwy50ina49Dodge
2008-12-06 07:54:39

“…only someone who has a good understanding of how the system (the economy, investments and political system, including the Fed) really works and how things play out long-term.” :-)

See all this effort towards understanding things…and you wind up standing next to the Amish. ;-)

 
Comment by hoz
2008-12-06 08:04:40

You still confuse flight to safety with deflation.

“It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.” Mr. Warren Buffett

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:09:28

Oh, Hoz, let the curmudgeon have his victory, up on high. He is the Smartest Person in the Universe (the SPITU). I should know. His posts constantly tell us that he is the SPITU. He is not like us “dopes” that go around paying attention to financial events AND enjoying life. Mr. Genius is so smart he could even tell us authoritatively that there was no housing bubble in the Midwest. That really runs contrary to my experience but who am I to question the SPITU?

I guess dopey statements made by the unquestionable geniuses don’t count towards the “dope” content of the U.S.A.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 08:23:34

Hoz — I predict you will soon be able to gloat and mock Jas (right down to his “Americans are all dopes” comment)…

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:30:57

Even if Jas is right, and makes a fortune, it will just be another rich a–hole in the world. We could sure use more of those.

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Comment by hoz
2008-12-06 09:13:49

Gloating is not my style (except in bridge and snooker).

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Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 09:19:29

Do it anyway, Hoz, just this once…

 
Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 09:41:59

“Gloating is not my style (except in bridge and snooker).”

You can’t call yourself “a Packer fan” and not be a gloating butthole. Can you? I didn’t think that was possible. You also have to be an expert at the art of excuses. Like that time the Packers lost because the groundskeeper hadn’t cut the grass properly at the 23 yard line in Lambeau Field. Man, Packer fans will never forget, or forgive, that one.

 
Comment by hoz
2008-12-06 10:49:28

Frag you

I guess I do gloat over every Packers victory over the Bears - a lot of gloating over the last 16 years. (Unfortunately I still ‘member the ’50s)

 
Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 11:11:13

I knew it. Hey, Hoz, drink some Leinie Red and Leinie Bock for me. Good luck against those Texans tomorrow.

 
 
Comment by scdave
2008-12-06 11:11:15

Jas is a vision in his own mind…Just a condescending little dick

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Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:25:33

“You still confuse flight to safety with deflation.”

Hey Hoz, what happens if, and when, those trillions jump out from the cover of Treasuries? That would be more deflation. Right? They won’t be looking to buy stuff. Will they?

Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 08:45:15

The U.S. T-bond market is a loaded spring. Everyone will be shocked when it recoils at some point over the next few years.

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Comment by hoz
2008-12-06 08:46:35

That will be hyper inflation, in my opinion not likely but “…the United States has experienced high rates of inflation in the past and appears to be running the same type of fiscal policies that engendered hyperinflations in 20 countries over the past century.”
Laurance Kotlikoff, Federal Reserve Bank of St Louis

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Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 09:10:37

I don’t have an opinion, either way, on the inflation vs. deflation argument. Both potentialities have their very frightening side effects. I am enthralled by the argument itself, and the cases argued by both sides. I do know that this unprecedented action on the part of the government makes me question how anybody can be 100% certain of either argument right now.

 
Comment by ET-Chicago
2008-12-06 09:19:37

I do know that this unprecedented action on the part of the government makes me question how anybody can be 100% certain of either argument right now.

I’m not sure how anyone could feel certain in forecasting inflation or deflation, either. Too many variables, too much manipulation, too much secrecy, too many contradictory policy decisions.

 
Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 09:53:07

for some of the Treasury buyers, just a good correction in the dollar would be enough to cause severe damage to their position; can’t be too long before that is starting to happen with all the money printing. If bondprices collapse at the same time, foreigners get a double whammy.

Often the market waits until it can fool the maximum number of players at the same time, and inflict maximum damage. We are getting there, slowly …

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 10:50:38

“…appears to be running the same type of fiscal policies that engendered hyperinflations in 20 countries over the past century.”

Don’t worry, it’s different here. This is the United States of America, for Chrissakes!

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 10:54:30

“I don’t have an opinion, either way,… Both potentialities have their very frightening side effects.”

Both potentialities are likely to occur, but by definition they cannot occur at the same time. Right now we are clearly in deflation mode, as the ’surprise’ worse-than-expected recession is having an analagous effect to that of a large meteorite landing in a deep part of the ocean and creating a depressed water level. What happens next after the ocean’s surface becomes severely depressed is anyone’s guess.

 
Comment by KenWPA
2008-12-06 13:13:06

I agree we most likely will go through a defalationary period, related primarily through demand destruction and over production. We have far too much manufacturing capacity for normal times, we have too much commercial and retail space for normal times and have overbuilt housing by a mile. This in my opinion will lead to overall price decreases until demand and supply come into equilibrium.

Several years down the road, well, watch out. Once all of the governments’ programs finally start working, we will see the inflation factor finally kick in.

 
Comment by hoz
2008-12-06 14:42:20

Sorry Prof, We have not been in deflation mode. We are currently in disinflation mode. What we were experiencing in the market is flight to safety.

Which for traders is great. Can anybody give a reasonable explanation on why the FDIC government guaranteed bonds yield 200BPS more than US Treasuries of the same duration, I would love to hear it? So I’ll just keep shorting treasuries (when I can) and smile happily to the bank.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 23:29:23

“We are currently in disinflation mode.”

Perhaps my data sample is biased by San Diego reality, as I filled my gas tank for $50 in the middle of last summer and for $20 two nights ago, and I could have bought a median priced home here for $517K in 2005 or for $328K last month. That looks an awful lot like deflation to me, given that fuel costs plus housing costs represent 50 pct or so of the typical San Diego household consumption basket, but perhaps you are working off a different definition of deflation than I am?

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 23:32:33

P.S. My understanding of disinflation is that it is a decline in the (positive) rate of inflation, while deflation is an outright decline in the general price level. When some goods are going down in price while others are not, the discussion gets murky, but the CPI and the chain-weighted CPI, etc. are indexes which can be interpreted as proportional to a weighted average of prices with weights given by recent (and/or current) expenditure shares. I personally don’t know how one can have half the consumption basket’s price dropping like a rock and the other half’s staying roughly constant without having the average drop, but perhaps the BLS statisticians have figured out a way.

 
 
Comment by CA renter
2008-12-07 03:11:51

Hey Hoz, what happens if, and when, those trillions jump out from the cover of Treasuries? That would be more deflation.
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Not sure if those trillions can jump out at the same time…

Wouldn’t we see a Treasury market where **some** of the money jumps out of Treasuries, leaving the rest of the bag holders with fewer dollars to jump out with?

IOW, as the early-birds were jumping out, yields would rise, depressing the value of Treasuries that were bought at the peak (with low rates), no?

I honestly don’t know, but would like to see a discussion about the possibilities.

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Comment by packman
2008-12-06 08:15:44

It all depends on how you define inflation. If you define it as “rising prices” then we are very much in a deflationary state right now.

If you define it as “money expansion” then we are very much in an inflationary state right now. The probably is that all the money is being hoarded, and not being spent. Especially being hoarded by the banks, but also by consumers.

Too many people have been defining it as the former, unfortunately.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:17:41

My wife and I try to save money from our paychecks each month. Is that like hoarding?

Comment by packman
2008-12-06 14:39:52

No, not really.

I would consider “hoarding” to be defined as “excessive saving”, or perhaps not really excessive saving but just “more saving than normal”. In the case of banks are saving up all the money that they’re getting, rather than loaning it out and/or losing it via writedowns.

Many of the people in posts below ignore what I said - I’m not speaking of price inflation here, I’m speaking of money supply only. The two are only directly related in a normal non-bubble market. Otherwise they’re pretty much completely different, and run on different cycles.

I think that in reality the price inflation that’s resultant of these bailouts a) already has happened to a great extent - e.g. home prices, car prices, etc. that were higher than they otherwise would have been over the course of the bubble, and b) will still come in the future, after we get out of this recession/depression, and the banks start loaning out all this money that they now have, that they wouldn’t otherwise have had if the bailouts hadn’t occurred.

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Comment by packman
Comment by combotechie
2008-12-06 08:39:22

Mauldin’s latest newsletter addresses your Exhibit A phenom.

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Comment by packman
2008-12-06 19:52:39

Link? I don’t see it.

Thx

 
 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 08:58:29

I believe Exhibit A may offer a hint of incipient inflation, but it is hard to argue there is current inflation when nominal prices of oil, consumer goods and housing are plunging.

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Comment by clue
2008-12-06 12:37:33

Your own deflationary expectations are being met and exceeded. While my own personal inflationary expectations are not being met.

What would cause this expectation to change in the face of impending governemental spending on goods and services?

Actual reported data? perhaps.
or is Mr. Market begnning to price in this expectation of data?

You are wondering why the market is rising, and it has to do with expectations. The manifestation of the 4.5% expectation of mortage rates are coming in very short order, and many existing home-debtors are gonna get relief. Additionally, fence sitters will seriously consider taking the plunge based on what looks like a tsunami of inflationary monetary and fiscal policy velocity.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 23:36:31

“Additionally, fence sitters will seriously consider taking the plunge based on what looks like a tsunami of inflationary monetary and fiscal policy velocity.”

The only problem with your thesis is that the top guns at the Fed and Treasury have been talking a mean bailout game for over a year with nothing to show for it. Failed bailouts and unrealized threats to inflate can sow the seeds of a deflationary spiral, IMHO.

 
 
Comment by WhatOnceWas
2008-12-06 09:57:41

Thanks Packman,I was looking for that chart. All the “experts’ keep trying to prove this is not inflationary due to falling prices etc etc. I am no expert to be sure ,but when the flight away from Treasuries happens, that spike will increase further etc etc…Didn’t the Treasury just say they are now buying long treasuries? Coiled spring indeed.

Also thinking about the poor guy that got trampled at the Walmart over crazed consumers. Imagine if that was for food? Don’t wait til Dec. 24th to stock up….so to speak.

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Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 10:56:43

I believe the 1973-1974 episode, when the U.S. headline indexes lost 50 pct or so of their value, is the best model for where we stand currently. Does anyone recall what happened with respect to inflation and gold prices over the 1975-1979 period?

(Hint: WIN buttons were invented while Gerald Ford was in the WH.)

 
Comment by scdave
2008-12-06 11:22:23

over the 1975-1979 period ??

Prices rising fast…Demand for pretty much everything….Money was not cheap but easy to get…And then came Volker…

 
 
 
Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 08:29:46

Printing money doesn’t cause monetary inflation any more than eating makes you fat. There are other factors involved.

Comment by Bill in Carolina
2008-12-06 10:37:19

Eat a little, you don’t get fat. Eat a lot, you get fat.

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Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 10:58:13

Eat a lot then get liposuction and bariatric surgery and get thin.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 11:11:53

‘Eat a lot, you get fat.’

Nope. I’m on the ADD diet plan. I heartily recommend it. I say, “eat a lot, DON’T get fat”. Or waste valuable time doing that one activity, you know, where you lie down on your bed and close your eyes thingie…oh, yeah. ‘Sleeping’, they call it.
A big waste of time, I say.

 
Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 11:16:53

Simply put, burn off more calories than you take in and you lose weight, no matter how much you eat.

Burn dollars (defaulting loans etc.) faster than your creation and distribution efforts put replacements into circulation (new bailout money sits in limbo) and you get monetary _________ along with it’s manifest symptom.. price _________.

The money supply is not limited.. someone types a number into a computer and bam.. there it is.. instantly…. Any amount you like.

The trick to adjusting the supply is to make that new money available. If it’s unavailable (as in locked away somewhere) it doesn’t participate in the economy and may as well not exist for the purposes of this discussion.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 11:29:34

“The money supply is not limited.. someone types a number into a computer and bam.. there it is.. instantly…. Any amount you like.”

I’m thinking money creation has been moved even farther back the causality chain. Some politician or high-level bureaucrat starts talking about paying a few hundred $bn for this, that and the other bailout thing, then suddenly an amazing amount of money aperates out of thin air to pay for all of it.

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 11:34:48

Eat right, exercise daily, die anyway.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 11:41:52

‘Eat right, exercise daily, die anyway.’

No!.. No!…and……..NO!
I refuse to do ANY of that nonsense. Especially the last one.

Well, I guess I exercise daily, by accident. I call it ‘having fun’. But if I had to do it, I wouldn’t.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 14:01:50

“Especially the last one.”

My understanding is that Mormons don’t really die — they hie to Kolob instead.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 14:09:14

‘My understanding is that Mormons don’t really die — they hie to Kolob instead.’

I. Am. Not. A. Mormon.
Just raised as one, in the lovely Zion of red rocks fundamentalist Utarr, land of the blessed, and the sunburned. There’s a difference, man.
Oh, and jeeze, to be translated to a place populated entirely by Mormons?! Jeeze! Shoot me now!
Oh, wait, no! Don’t!

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 16:08:49

Have you seen the new Mormon “beefcake” calendar yet?

Do you want it for Christmas? ;-)

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 17:26:09

‘Do you want it for Christmas?’

Nope. I done seen all the semi-and un-clothed Mormons I ever wanna. More, in fact.

But on the subject, I’ve only requested a ‘Ben Beefcake’ calendar like a hundred times. Jeeze! Why IS that man so modest? Ben! Ben JOnes! You! I want to order two dozen calendars, in advance!

Or maybe Ben thinks that would smack of unprofessionalism. Maybe we should go for a more generalized HBB Hottie calendar. You can be in it, Fasty, assuming you’re hot, which I assume you are, and in your month I want to see a paddle, a mushroom, and a pot of risotto. I’ll leave the details of the scene up to you.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 18:03:11

WHERE is my post?

Post! Post! Heeeeeere, posteeeeee….

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 18:23:20

Ben is taking a well-deserved siesta after five years of hard work.

Slacker!

 
 
 
Comment by bluprint
2008-12-06 08:30:29

You are considering too narrow a definition of money.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 08:49:22

Dude — Let’s agree to use standard economics definitions here. Inflation (deflation) is an increase (decrease) in the general price level.

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 09:02:02

This is a dumb definition because it’s an effect not a cause.

Waiting for the price level to rise means you will be betting AFTER the fact.

Inflation is in the increase in money and credit; deflation is the decrease in total money and credit.

The amount being destroyed in the derivatives markets dwarves the miniscule printing by the Fed.

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Comment by Blue Skye
2008-12-06 10:54:08

It has been extimated that the amount of “money” lost in the ether is in the range of $40Tr. That seems to dwarf the Fed actions so far. Bandaids on a hemorrhage.

Fortunes dissolving, retirement funds vanishing, house prices collapsing, bank failures, construction equipment piled up in pyramids, precious metals bust, unemployment accelerating, stock market swan dive greater than 1929, people skipping Christmas splurging, gasoline below $2! Where have all the dollars gone (long time passing)?

Rising prices is the neopolitical definition of inflation, not the economic definition.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 11:06:09

Merriam-Webster’s dictionary offers several useful definitions of inflation:

- The italicized definition describes Fed policy.
- The bold definition aptly describes FPSS’ remark.
- Definition 2 is the commonly accepted definition of inflation in economics.

Main Entry: in·fla·tion
Pronunciation: \in-ˈflā-shən\
Function: noun
Date: 14th century

1: an act of inflating : a state of being inflated: as a: distension b: a hypothetical extremely brief period of very rapid expansion of the universe immediately following the big bang c: empty pretentiousness : pomposity

2: a continuing rise in the general price level usually attributed to an increase in the volume of money and credit relative to available goods and services

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 11:09:31

I’m thinking some posters here might be able to have fun with this definition of inflation:

Main Entry: dis·tend
Pronunciation: \di-ˈstend\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin distendere, from dis- + tendere to stretch — more at thin
Date: 15th century
transitive verb
1 : extend
2 : to enlarge from internal pressure : swell
intransitive verb
: to become expanded
synonyms see expand

 
Comment by Blue Skye
2008-12-06 11:12:07

we’ve got pomposity in spades!

 
Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 11:15:54

The hyperinflation of my johnson was counteracted, in short course, by a highly deflationary period that lasted for a protracted period of time.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 11:25:24

“The hyperinflation of my johnson was counteracted, in short course, by a highly deflationary period that lasted for a protracted period of time.”

I knew you would ‘come’ through for us :-)

 
Comment by bluprint
2008-12-06 11:27:22

Also, by that definition of inflation, general decreases in price levels due to technological advancement woudl be considered deflation, which is kind of senseless as far as monetary theory is concerned.

To put it another way, the extent to which expansion of the monetary supply erases price decreases from technological innovation would be ignored.

 
Comment by scdave
2008-12-06 11:27:28

:)

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 11:27:38

Definition 2 is the commonly accepted definition of inflation in economics.

Commonly only in the neo-classical post-Samuelson age which is what you have been indoctrinated into.

Both Keynes and the Austrians would disagree with you, and it’s not often that those two agree on something.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 23:46:28

“Commonly only in the neo-classical post-Samuelson age which is what you have been indoctrinated into.”

Samuelson’s disciples are like a cult which took over the economics profession. They are, in their own way, far more successful than the Mormons in converting new adherents to their doctrinal orthodoxy. BB is one of their high priests. I first became aware of this when I was in grad school, when a fellow student proudly expounded on his adherence to the neoclassical doctrine. I would sooner join a fundamentalist Christian church than pledge allegiance to doctrinal hegemony of the mainstream economics profession.

 
 
Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 09:55:03

the general price level does not exist, and even if it did (probably defined by some clueless burocrat) it would be meaningless.

the amount of money, now that is something you can put a reasonable number on.

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Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 11:11:46

Averages don’t exist, either. They are just the fictitious creation of some very imaginative statistician.

 
Comment by sleepless_near_seattle
2008-12-06 11:13:50

“the amount of money, now that is something you can put a reasonable number on.”

How does one go about doing this?

 
Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 13:38:10

amount of money: just use the statistics that are available, usually from the central bank (and if they are no longer available like with US M3, there are reliable alternative data sets). There remains room for discussion about which money supply figure to use e.g. M2, M3, MZM etc. but usually these all increase or decrease together (although at different rates).

 
 
Comment by bluprint
2008-12-06 11:24:36

Murray Rothbard I believe defines inflation as the extent to which the money supply has been expanded beyond the expansion of the gold supply.

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Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 13:28:05

A modern day version would be “credit expansion” beyond the expansion of goods and services.

Under this broad definition, housing would count as services.

An eminently judicious definition just not very measurable which is what got us into this mess in the first place.

 
Comment by bluprint
2008-12-06 19:13:13

That makes sense.

Rothbard’s definition was an attempt to recognize the need for some monetary expansion, which under a free-market/gold-based system would occur organically as miners responded to strengthening money compared to available goods/services.

I think his definition still applies to demonstrate the relationship between money, good/services and inflation. It is easier to understand than your modern day version, although your version is very appropriate to understand the nature of credit in this discussion.

 
Comment by bluprint
2008-12-06 19:20:21

So the question becomes, how do we let credit grow organically to emulate the expansion of the gold supply in a simpler gold-based monetary system?

The FPSS answer, I predict, is to not manipulate (i.e. stop pushing below free-market rates) interest rates and let them “float”.

My personal critique of that is the amount of total credit theoretically possible is a function of the money multiplier effect and dependent ultimately on injection of money by the Fed. So the focus of the problem of organic monetary growth can be pushed back to the Fed and the ability of those individuals to be “wise enough” to know when we need more money. They don’t have a natural signal they can follow (such as miners have in the case of the gold-based system).

 
Comment by bluprint
2008-12-06 19:24:28

Wow, I’m on a roll, two posts have gone through.

Here’s a third:

I have written a discussion of the 1983 issue. I posted a link to it on the HBB forum, in the finance section if you are interested.

Short version: About 1983 is when the Fed started focusing on manipulation of credit/interest rates in order to perform monetary policy.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 22:58:36

Yep, let the short rate “float”.

You don’t need a gold standard. That would be a gold standard, and banks would actually have to work and compete for a living.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-07 00:09:47

“That would be a gold standard, and banks would actually have to work and compete for a living.”

This is my sincere desire. I would like to see the banking sector become competitive and servile to the rest of the U.S. economy — get the dog wagging the tail once again. Hopefully OBwan will catch on to the possibility that he could be the one to set the U.S. back on course to future prosperity, and not get bogged down by big bribes from deep-pocketed banksters.

 
Comment by CA renter
2008-12-07 04:01:23

Good job, bluprint! :)

 
 
 
Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 10:00:58

in Europe (and probably most of the world) there is no sign of deflation, except maybe for those who define deflation as declining petrol prices. Our CPI is still positive (above target even), and only if the cooked CPI runs negative (especially if it is on a yoy basis) you could suggest that deflation is happening. With all the manipulation in the CPI, I don’t believe there is deflation until the official CPI is in the minus 5-10% range for at least a few months.

Not only the ‘general price level’ is rising over here, wages are rising too and much faster than official CPI (although that is maybe not the same in the US). Maybe there is some disinflation, but certainly not deflation.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 11:17:10

“in Europe (and probably most of the world) there is no sign of deflation”

Aren’t those crashing stock markets deflationary?

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Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 13:46:57

they could be deflationary if they were used as an income source by many people, but that is not the case. Pensioners (in EU) often get far more money from a fixed pension scheme than from stock dividends etc. As far as I know in my country the stock market only influences the high end of the housing market, and even there the influence is not too big. The influence on general consumer spending etc. is very little.

The 2000-2002 stockmarket crash had no negative effects on the Dutch economy, because home prices kept going up during those years, more than offsetting the stock losses. Most people have at least 10-20x more capital invested in their home than in stocks, taking leverage into account. And the number of people who own a home is far bigger than the number who own stocks (excluding pensions, investment mortgage etc.).

A crashing housing market could be very deflationary as many people have been using their home as an ATM (although in a bit different way here than in the US). But in most EU countries housing markets are not crashing (yet).

 
 
 
 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 11:15:38

Hey, where’s my post of snark?

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 11:21:03

Could you be a little more specific?

Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 11:43:25

My mockery of Jas post.
Or, as I like to term him, Mr. Pompous J. McWeenie.

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Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 22:05:28

As one of the very few current posters who were on Ben’s blog when Jas first posted here, I’d like to note that his views were never purported to be more than his own and I and many others welcomed that. Whether or not we agreed with Jas, I think it would have been, and is, fatal to shout down points of view that come from other than the obvious trolls that we pretty effectively dispatched over the years.

Constructive debate is excellent. Simple dismissal of long-term posters who have track records outside the blog weakens the credibility of the blog, IMO. I believe that it is the lively and generally polite exchange of views and observations that have made this blog so successful, so amazingly useful and so long-lived.

 
 
Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 07:37:15

I was up in Westchester the other day. The amount of empty businesses on a busy street is becoming astounding. They are closing, one after another. I was told that one landlord was offered $2,500 a month by a potential tenant. The space is small, in my opinion. The landlord was offended and turned it down.

Down here in Fantasyland businesses are also folding up left and right. The rents are not sustainable for small businesses. About 3 months ago there was an article that retail space in Greenwich Village was going for $50 per square foot, per month. What, other than drug dealing, or prostitution, can you do to reclaim $50 per square foot, per month? The landlords are hoping that the high-end boutique craze will continue until The Rapture. Walk down Bleecker Street. It’s definitely bleaker, as Marc Jacobs, Coach, Ralph Lauren, Juicy Couture, and the likes have taken over. There is no real business there.

The hope of all these boutiques was that the “rich” Europeans would keep on coming over and keep on buying. I am guessing that reality is starting to sink in. The boutique world of Bleecker Street, and the Meatpacking District, has a band saw coming straight for its throat. I can’t wait to watch.

What will the next bailout be? Will the boutique landlords go crying that they need more funding? I bet they do. There’s nothing I love seeing more than landlords getting hit with a crappie across the face. Except maybe the thought of sustainable local economies, built by small businesses that can serve the community and make some money in the meantime. I know that is a nightmare scenario to the likes of Dumbass Bernanke. If the tools in charge would just let this thing be, we could get to a better place much faster. Instead they are jamming down the accelerator to Depression Drive.

Comment by AbsoluteBeginner
2008-12-06 08:11:46

‘Walk down Bleecker Street. It’s definitely bleaker, as Marc Jacobs, Coach, Ralph Lauren, Juicy Couture, and the likes have taken over. There is no real business there.’

Matt Umanov guitar shop is still there though. Have hope.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:15:13

That’s where I bought my Strat. I wanted to support the local guy.

 
 
Comment by edhopper
2008-12-06 09:32:39

When buyers can not afford the prices of goods or services (houses, cars, rents, clothes, restaurants) the prices fall. I think a guy named Smith came up with that a while back.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 11:18:27

Until the f-ckheads in government decide to pump endless quantities of cash into the system.

 
Comment by jay
2008-12-06 17:24:48

you mean when people can no longer borrow to buy all the stuff it will fall in price….here comes deflation! they are working hard to stop it from happening. the only thing that has gone up are gun prices…

 
 
Comment by manraygun
2008-12-06 10:19:39

Luxury Prices Are Falling; the Sky, Too

“THE world is a strange place right now,” a salesman on the main floor at Bergdorf Goodman said as shoppers pawed through handbags piled on counters like discount merchandise at Century 21. “It’s off its axis.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/04/fashion/04SHOPPING.html?scp=5&sq=luxury%20retail&st=cse

Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 10:43:26

buy now before everyone is priced in :)

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 11:19:36

My wife read that psychiatrists are complaining that their business is down. I guess people can’t afford to be neurotic, here in Fantasyland.

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Comment by rms
2008-12-06 13:49:33

I need a few cosmetic crowns to finish my original dental planning, and I’m going to low-ball his asking price, which is hovering around $7k. He does very nice work, but I know things are going to be rough at his practice next year. They already cancelled all of their internal financing accounts due to increasing defaults.

 
Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 13:49:38

and I read shortly ago that psychiatrists in London and NYC were very busy thanks to the credit crunch (fallen ego’s, trophy wive troubles etc.).

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 17:34:51

I’ve often thought that a great many psychological issues could be resolved if someone, say perhaps, me, were to walk up to the afflicted and slap them briskly across the face and then shout ‘Snap out of it, you dumba*ss!’

Well, what. It couldn’t hurt to try. At least, it wouldn’t hurt me, is my point here.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 17:43:42

I say this from the point of view of my own immensely exciting psychological experiences during childhood. I’m an total expert in observing craziness.
I mean, how many of YOU were given a buzzcut Marine-style hairdo by your dad and then clothed in camouflage? Probably a fair number of you, given the average tin-foil hattiness around here. BUT! Was it a camouflage DRESS?? Because girls wear dresses, even after they receive a Marine boot-camp hairdo and an other impromptu lesson in game-dressing.
At least my dress had puffy sleeves and some eyelet on part of it. So it was a pretty camouflage dress…

oh, sweet Jeebus, I’m just gonna’ stop right now, and go drink more beer. Too many layers of crazy for a sober gal to deal with thinking about.

 
Comment by CA renter
2008-12-07 04:07:06

and I read shortly ago that psychiatrists in London and NYC were very busy thanks to the credit crunch (fallen ego’s, trophy wive troubles etc.).
——————–

I’ve heard that they are busier than ever, but their revenues are going down…because nobody is paying their bills on time, if at all.

These were long-standing clients who always paid on time, but recently seemed to run into hard times.

Just anecdotal…

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by exeter
2008-12-06 07:42:31

Christmas family reunion 2006 back in VT, my now 49 year old, RE worshipping, under-employed brother made the comment “I’m semi-retired”. I let it go, didn’t ask what he meant but we’ll be heading back 2 weeks from now and I intend to ask him what he meant. He’s the manufacturing economy dislocated brother that went from a 60k/yr inflation adjusted salary to a current 13k/yr. His response is going to be interesting.

The neighbor getting foreclosed is loading up the 20 cu. yard roll-off already this morning. I hear the junk hitting the bottom of the can.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:02:17

You must be proud of your neighbor. She was able to stick it to the big, bad lender for 12 - 18 months. That’s a huge victory. I am happy for you. I would be happier if she could stay another 12 - 18 months and really triumph over the system.

 
Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 08:32:34

I’ve been retired for the past 10 years. That doesn’t mean I have any income or money. To me, it just means that was the last real full time job I had.

Subjective wordplay.

Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 11:24:49

Ditto.

 
 
 
Comment by vmaxer
2008-12-06 07:44:21

We need a house buyers strike in 2009.

With the government now looking to interfere with the free market and artificially prop up home prices with 4.5% mortgages, the only way to counter this is with a buyers strike. Prices are falling towards affordable levels, giving people the chance to buy a home at a reasonable debt to income level. Now the government wants to interfere to the detriment of potential buyers. They are trying to screw buyers out of a chance to buy a home at an affordable price. Buyers should protest by refusing to buy in 2009.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:13:52

That 4.5% mortgage scheme will be a true disaster. It is only supposed to be for new purchases. Everybody will demand that rate. Private lending will be dead. Borrowers will stop making payments, en masse, to force modifications.

This idiotic idea has The Law of Unintended Consequences written all over it.

Comment by mrktMaven
2008-12-06 08:32:52

That’s exactly right. Big sis decided to stop paying to force a modification. She wants principle reduction. Everyone thinks they are entitled to some assistance or else.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:44:43

I don’t blame her. Why watch everybody else get special treatment and be the only honest borrower out there? Contrary to what Exeter thinks I have no sympathy for the stupid lenders. The lender can modify your sister’s loan or implement the terms of the contract. That might include foreclosure. It might include coming after her civilly. I don’t believe any statute is broken when payment is discontinued.

Nobody should be above the law. That is what The Rule of Law is all about. Does anybody remember how Justice is supposed to be blind and the scales are supposed to be square? The problem is the laws are being changed every 10 minutes. The only people being hurt by the laws are the people that are trying to live within them. The cheaters on all sides are doing great.

I really hate the fact the lenders are so stupid and now, because of the nationalization of Fannie and Freddie, you and I are the lenders. The whole system is broken.

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Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 10:35:32

As I have posted before ( but it didn’t go through ), if the new buyers and the crappers who got into the McMansions with nothing down and int. only loans, then why shouldn’t we have the same terms ? Why should we be paying 5.75% on a 30-year fixed rate, when we could be paying 4.5 % on something-or-other ? It’s not like we’re going to be staying in the house until we die. As I had also previously posted, it’s adequately maintained, but we’re not making any major “improvements”. Why put money into a lame racehorse ?

 
Comment by mrktMaven
2008-12-06 11:04:43

“The problem is the laws are being changed every 10 minutes.”

All of these rule changes are thwarting people’s expectations and behavior. As a result, just like during the peak of the bubble, people are not acting rationally, liquidating, and moving on to other endeavors. Instead, they are just milling around waiting for the next ba!lout to drop. Meanwhile, transactions have slowed and the economy has come to a grinding halt.

 
 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 11:15:18

“Big sis decided to stop paying to force a modification. She wants principle reduction.”

I thunked big sis was a serial infestor. Is this ploy on her primary residence?

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Comment by mrktMaven
2008-12-06 12:46:22

This is for on of the rentals. She paid 250K and wants Citi to adjust her payments including taxes and insurance down to rent. Rent is 1000 a month. Taxes are 400 a month. Insurance is 100 a month. At current interest rate of 5.6 %, she wants the principle dropped to 87,000!

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 14:05:06

“At current interest rate of 5.6 %, she wants the principle dropped to 87,000!”

So will the Fed create a special TARP-style program tailor made for real estate investments? I suggest they call it the TWERP (Troubled Waterlogged Equity Reflation Plan).

 
Comment by jay
2008-12-06 17:30:19

tell her to give it to the bank an maybe i’ll buy for 50k…they are not going to lower the principle to that level. why should they..most loans are in MBS, ABS or something sliced and diced so no one knows who owns it anyhow.

 
 
 
Comment by reuven
2008-12-06 13:18:16

Absolutely! If your deal with the bank stipulates that the house is the only collateral for the mortgage, and there’s no recourse beyond that, people who weren’t irresponsible will be outraged at these 4.5% mortgages.

It would be completely justified for someone who has, say, a fixed 6.5% 30 year, can afford his payments, and is current, to walk away, buy the same house for less money with a 4.5% mortgage. It would be morally offensive to do anything else!

Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 17:17:06

Correct, and we’ve been contemplating that. We can afford our mortgage, but there are houses in exactly the same sub that are in foreclosure and they’re asking $ 79,000 for them. I couldn’t believe it, but there ya go. There’s one right by where I walk up to for our mail. The even scarier thing is that nobody has pounced on it. We have plenty of fixer-uppers around here, so that can’t be the problem. It’s not flooded as far as I can tell from walkng around the property. So why hasn’t it been picked up ? Now, thaaaat’s scary. And, indeed, we are not really interested in damaging our pristine credit for approx. $45000, the difference between what we owe, and that place is going for. It does make you think, though.

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Comment by socaljettech
2008-12-06 08:17:24

I’m in!

 
Comment by polly
2008-12-06 08:18:22

I’m with you. I promise to be on strike from house buying until interest rates are at least allowed to go to market rate. Of course, I want to wait until we are dealing with a much higer than the historical average market rate, but that is a personal preference. Where is the picket line? I do not recommend in front of the Treasury building. The tourists going to stare at the White House might disapprove. Provoking an incident is not a good idea.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:21:53

The cacophony of, “it’s a great time to buy. Interest rates are low” will be deafening. It will sound a lot like sheep bleating.

 
Comment by CA renter
2008-12-07 04:12:24

I’m resigned to the fact we may be perma-renters if the Fed and Treasury keep up their antics.

It’s disgusting what they’re doing to people who’ve been trying to live within their means, and don’t want to gamble.

 
 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 22:18:47

Vmaxer - as I understand it, the first-time buyer credit applies to anyone who hasn’t owned a primary residence in the past three years. Like many of Ben’s legion, I sold in 2005, began renting and haven’t owned since. That qualifies me for the “first-time” credit, even though I’ve owned five principal residences. Reminds me of the plastic surgeons who “restore” female virginity.

The reality check - the credit is worth up to $7,500. Gimme a “B.” Gimme an “F.” Gimme a “D.” I can negotiate the $10K or so to obliviate that break in a heartbeat.

It was, is and will remain smoke and mirrors, from what I can tell.

 
 
Comment by wmbz
2008-12-06 07:52:55

“We are further along the path of collective dictatorship than Germany in the 1930s”. ~Prof. Mike Rozeff

Comment by packman
2008-12-06 08:07:26

How wrong can a prof be?

One huge difference between then and now - Germany had a hugely popular leader in the 1930’s, whereas our current leader is setting records of unpopularity. How can so many people just simply ignore that fact?

I don’t disagree that our government is extensively overstepping the bounds of appropriate levels of control. But to liken our state to Germany in the 30’s is kind of like putting some spinach in a pie crust and calling it quiche. It’s kind of missing one important ingredient that all quiches have.

(OK so that was a lame metaphor - I just had breakfast, and couldn’t think of a better one - you get the picture).

Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 10:05:23

maybe he is referring to what is going to happen under Saint Obama?

 
Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 10:36:41

You just couldn’t think of a better egg-sample ?

 
Comment by varelse
2008-12-06 10:45:07

That missing element is being inaugurated on Jan. 20th.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 14:06:39

Luckily Hitlary is only going to be Secretary of State, not Prez, or I would be worried.

Comment by Bronco
2008-12-06 16:48:38

good one, prof! and i agree with you.

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Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 08:14:41

Did the maniac Hitler take over the banks in an attempt to restore German economic stability? Or was it done strictly because it was the only means by which he could continue funding his rearmament.

“Prof” Rozeff… a man of letters.

Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 22:23:09

A lot of this exchange makes me think that many posters here are not married, or at least are not male. Of those who are are male and married, 99% of you understand the “control” issue, as in It Is All About Control.

 
 
 
Comment by Muggy
2008-12-06 07:56:16

Anecdotal sharefest: tell us about your street. Here’s mine:

1. Young Muggy family renting and planning on leaving
2. Abandoned home in foreclosure
3. Church-owned rental property with young, jobless couple
4. Snowbird couple
5. Very old lady (no easy way to say this) who will not be around much longer
6. Another abandoned home in foreclosure
7. Sex offender / general contractor
8. Old lady w/ FSBO sign in lawn

So there you have it. I realized this morning while walking the dog that the demography of my ‘hood does not lend itself to home sales and consumerificating. Good luck, Florida!

Comment by Muggy
2008-12-06 08:03:40

By the way, the sex offender/contractor dude has the largest, nicest house.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 08:16:28

“sex offender/contractor”

Isn’t that redundant?

Comment by Muggy
2008-12-06 08:23:31

“Isn’t that redundant?”

No, not really, not all contractors are sex offenders. Let’s see what else we have:

criminal / contractor
illegal / contractor
scammer / contractor
murderer / contractor

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Comment by bluprint
2008-12-06 08:36:43

don’t forget

drunk / contractor
meth head* / contractor

*I don’t know what the proper term is here. “crack head” is for crack people but what do you call meth people? Meth freak maybe?

 
Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 09:14:02

Tweakers.

 
Comment by DennisN
2008-12-06 09:28:21

IIRC it’s “speed freak”. When I was back in college they called methamphetamine “speed” IIRC.

 
Comment by BanteringBear
2008-12-06 13:47:40

“Tweaker” and “Meth Head” are both appropriate, though tweaker more accurately depicts the annoying physical characteristics of these subhumans.

 
Comment by Boethius
2008-12-07 01:24:32

“crankster” works well too…

 
Comment by shizo
2008-12-07 12:36:15

“spun monkey”

 
 
 
Comment by drumminj
2008-12-06 08:17:37

To be fair, the term “sex offender” doesn’t mean too much these days. It has been too watered down. Caught urinating in public? Bam, sex offender. Moon somebody? Bam, sex offender.

Certainly there are “bad”/dangerous sex offenders as well. Unfortunately, the term has been so watered down and the laws broadened such that having someone live near you who’s on the registry really doesn’t mean too much anymore.

Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 08:37:16

Does this mean all those rafting Girl Scouts that moon the train going through Glenwood Canyon in Colorado are sex offenders? Actually, anytime the train goes along the Colorado River in Colorado and Utah they get mooned by rafters. Seen it from both ends. :)

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Comment by drumminj
2008-12-06 09:48:26

True story:

I took a 2-week rafting trip on the Colorado last summer. Of course, the “tradition” is to do the Lava Falls rapids naked. Well, that’s tradition for a few people in our group.

So, here I am in the front of the lead guide’s raft with one of the guys going naked. Being in the lead guide’s raft, we went first, and were on “rescue” duty at the bottom of the rapids afterwards. We didn’t have a self-bailer, so we had to bail quickly to be ready to grab anyone floating down the river. So here I am bailing bucket after bucket, and each time I bend down to do so I’m right next to my raft-mate’s naked body. Not an ideal situation. One thing I *can* say is that water was *REALLY COLD* =)

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 10:34:51

‘Actually, anytime the train goes along the Colorado River in Colorado and Utah they get mooned by rafters. Seen it from both ends.’

Bet yer a septarian nodule I know who started THAT little cheery tradition. :)

 
Comment by varelse
2008-12-06 10:48:21

No, but the guy taking their picture might be…..

 
Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 10:49:26

Aw, I already lost that bet… ROTFLMAO

Hey, Oly, thanks for the prayers, leaving for round two, so keep prayin’ - LOL

 
Comment by Dr. Strangelove
2008-12-06 11:46:51

“Does this mean all those rafting Girl Scouts that moon the train going through Glenwood Canyon in Colorado are sex offenders? ”

Never!! When girls or women engage in such behaviors it’s “cute and funny.” However, the males observing and/or engaging these behaviors are clearly being offensive and harassing and should be punished to the full extent of the law.

Sarcasm off.

I receive “humorous” distributed emails from females at work with sexual content occasionally…just shake my head and delete em’. If these same emails were distributed/forwarded by male coworkers, the torches and pitchforks would start rattling immediately.

DOC

 
 
Comment by hip in zilker
2008-12-06 11:43:07

Agreed.

Some years ago, a friend of mine was ice skating nude on one of the lakes in Madison WI on a sunny day, thinking he was in a spot protected from the view of passing traffic. Unfortunately, he slipped into view of a passing car. An upset mother of a young boy that caught the sight of a blissful nude ice skater called the police.

My friend was arrested and charged with something like “lewd and lascivious conduct,” and he now has the stigma and inconvenience of being a sex offender the rest of his life.

Now he may have been stoned and he may have used poor judgement, but he wasn’t being lewd and he doesn’t present a danger to others.

Of course, my friend takes a gentler approach to life, the earth, communities, and people than the typical developer - so this is not to suggest that Muggy’s neighbor is guilty only of whatever is the FL equivalent of nude sunny day ice skating.

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Comment by BanteringBear
2008-12-06 14:02:46

Reminds me of a story from college. A real nice guy from New Zealand was a student at the university, and he was tailgating at a football game one Saturday afternoon. He was a little stoned, and joked about streaking across the field at halftime. Nobody gave it much thought but, sure enough, after the conclusion of the second quarter he was seen shooting across the field, buck naked, with the police chasing him. They tackled him, and brought him back to his clothes. They searched him and found marijuana. He was arrested, charged with possession, and deported. It was quite upsetting for him, and all of his friends.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 14:50:31

And were YOU that ‘friend’? Confess, my good sir. :)

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 17:46:04

I’ll say it yet again:

‘And were YOU that ‘friend’? Confess, my good sir’. :)

 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 22:32:24

Isn’t it true that in the mass media “sex offenders” are always males unless they are females who have been caught having sex with underage persons, almost always male ones?

Dissenters, please provide the percentage balance between convicted male and female sex offenders and, of you who are true to your purpose, a sourced breakdown of the crimes for which convicted, by sex.

I would like to think that “sex offender” in the contemporary sense (as opposed to the old-time rapist or pervert) is not just a creation of N.O.W. To date, I’ve read nothing to make me think that is so.

 
Comment by CA renter
2008-12-07 04:21:11

Chip,

Ya gotta admit…one can force himself on a victim, while the other one can’t (assuming the “victim” is male).

Just a function of the plumbing, though I’m sure there are some female aggressors out there, it’s just not the same.

And have you checked out those teachers who get busted “victimizing” their male students?!?! Those “victims” are the envy of all their peers, and will be, forever.

 
 
 
 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 08:17:34

Here’s the street vibe around here:

1. Bobcat hung around for about 5 minutes yesterday.
2. Immediate neighbors have paid-off homes.
3. The gophers have only taken down 1 fruit tree so far this year.
4. My wife and I remain unemployed, on purpose.
5. Our 10 year old lemon tree is blooming for the 1st time.
6. Ate a cucumber salad last night, harvested from our greenhouse.
7. A neighbor’s trash can was tipped over, was a bear the culprit?
8. Old lady neighbor and I had lunch together a couple days ago.

Comment by Muggy
2008-12-06 08:39:06

By the way, Alad, this is one aspect in which we agree. I’m going high-tech-rural-greenhouse before the end of 2009… or will die trying, lol.

Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 08:51:27

Muggy,

No offense, but why do you live in a hellwhole?

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Comment by Muggy
2008-12-06 10:29:09

None taken. It’s a long story with many players, but the short is this: my wife has family here.

She took off the blinders when we had our child, and realized this is no place for kids. We will be out of here in 2009.

 
 
 
 
Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 08:20:56

“the grass is always greener..”

Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 10:36:11

…in Washington state.

Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 22:35:14

LOL. Good comeback. Probably true, but so what. Nice back-and-forth.

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Comment by ann gogh
2008-12-06 08:21:41

My rental hood:
Some marrieds but some of my neighbors have 4 cars in the driveway. I of course live alone and have the place to myself. My rental backs up to a huge hillside with a very nice cemetary which keeps things very quiet. Perfect for my rattled nerves.

Hey, I don’t get why Jas is getting pounced.

Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 08:28:09

If economics were the SuperBowl, it’s as if Jas has a 7-0 lead in the 1st quarter and wants to cash his wager on the game, although there’s still 3 quarters to be played…

Hope-A-Dope

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 09:27:46

There will be beautiful home field advantage weather in Buffalo tomorrow. That should really hurt the Dolphins in their game against The Bills. Oops. The game is being played in Skydome in Toronto where it promises to be 72 degrees. Who had that ridiculous idea? The Bills drew the short end of that stick.

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Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 09:38:44

We were @ the Ralph a few years ago, and I was surprised how many Canadians I ran into, partying in the parking lot-pre game.

I asked em’ why Torontonians would willingly go to Buffalo?, and the answer was somewhat unanimous…

“Canadian football sucks!”

 
Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 09:50:30

If you live in Detroit, so does American football.

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 09:55:57

So many christians, so few lions…

 
Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 10:42:24

Yes, it certainly does. Especially that palace they play in which was partially paid for by county bonds. Oh yeah. I mean, the long-suffering fans deserve to get the worth out of something they paid for, and it costs over $100 for two to go see those (real) losers play.

 
 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 11:16:39

Hope Now

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Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 08:25:18

Our neighborhood sex offender lives just across the street. Maybe that explains why our landlord never raises the rent?

 
Comment by Swordsman
2008-12-06 08:26:44

This anecdotal tidbit doesn’t fall under housing but I found it to be ominous enough to be worth passing on.

I hired a backhoe this week. He tells me the bulk of his work is in the fall and spring doing laser leveling of farm fields for irrigation. About half of his regular customers are letting the field lay fallow this fall. They’re not planting any winter crops.

Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 08:44:58

No big deal…

We’ll just “guarantee” our food sources, like we guarantee the brobdingnagians from their financial foibles.

 
Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 09:29:15

“I hired a backhoe this week.”

What does a good backhoe go for nowadays?

 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 22:39:17

Swordsman - I’m not so dismissive of this. What would the crops have been? Mind you, I don’t know squat about farming, but I think the failure to plant specific crops is well worth knowing about.

 
 
Comment by Ol'Bubba
2008-12-06 08:27:45

Muggy - you’re in Tampa, aren’t you?

Comment by Muggy
2008-12-06 08:36:26

“Muggy - you’re in Tampa, aren’t you?”

Mid-Pinellas

 
 
Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 08:59:16

My street is a rough one-lane dirt road, I’m the next to last house on it, #2 out of three.

1. Neighbors below finished cleaning out their garden for the winter and are now making a maze out of stones with a big Buddha statue in the middle. Kind of cool.

2. My closest neighbor is a big Fremont cottonwood that was planted in the 1880s. Right now there are about 8 ravens in it making a horrendous racket, which tells me the redtailed hawk that frequents the tree is there, the ravens don’t like it. I wasn’t invited to the block party.

3. Haven’t seen the little garter snake that frequents the barn around lately, it’s in hibernation. Quiet little fellow, a good neighbor.

4. The pond behind me from the spring is full of wild ducks right now who seem to be having a wild party of some sort. Didn’t get an invite to that either.

5. No other neighbors, so can’t report, can’t see the guy above me (my landlord). My high powered binocs do show a party of three heading up the side of the rim to hike Hidden Valley. All’s quiet here otherwise…

Comment by Hwy50ina49Dodge
2008-12-06 11:34:57

“…Didn’t get an invite to that either.” :-)

Do as Thoreau did…crash the private party! ;-)

 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 22:44:08

Lost - Last I knew, before my contract job in no-blips oil-land, was that you were squatting. Sound like you’ve gone “up-town” and are renting. Is that so? If yes, is it far from where you were?

 
 
Comment by bluprint
2008-12-06 12:32:59

Neighbor on one side of me (about 1/8 mile away) has been there for at least 30 years or more. My landlords (wife’s grandparents) know him well, I don’t really know him.

Wife’s uncle lives over on the other side of the place. He’s got addiction problems but is ok and keeps to himself.

I ate the backstrap of one of the former cervidae neighbors that lived in the woods in the back corner of the place last weekend. With rosemary and garlic potatos and carrots. She was delicious.

Oh, and the city (the road is in city limits but that stops about 10 feet from the road so I’m really in the county) just paved the street yesterday.

 
 
Comment by The Housing Wizard
2008-12-06 07:57:03

But Jas ,that doesn’t mean that inflation won’t rear its ugly head in the
future .I agreed with you to a point all along that deflation would come first in a number of products . Many who post here thought that deflation
would comes with inflation in key areas like food and
health care . How it will play out going forward ,especially with massive
bail outs and the Fed printing press is the next question ? Care to predict
since you have insight beyond brainwashed dopes .

Comment by Hwy50ina49Dodge
2008-12-06 08:12:52

The cure was to set mortgage rates @ 14+ % for about 14 months…high temperature fever is an offensive & defensive weapon of survival. Sir Greenispent FED the fever and starved the cold poor passbook saving Mr. Bear :-)

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 08:28:48

Actually I don’t think Jas ever said inflation would never rear its head in the future. He probably just doesn’t care to waste his precious, perfectly accurate forecast of when inflation will roar back with a bunch of eugenically brainwashed dopes.

Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 08:46:08

I liked how he told he he was holding t-bonds and Swiss Francs…

We’ll have to revisit his investments in the not too distant future~

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 09:34:27

It looks to me like the Swiss franc is down about 20 - 25 percent against the dollar since March 2008.

“I am not a maniac and only someone who has a good understanding of how the system (the economy, investments and political system, including the Fed) really works”

He must have sold on February 28th.

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Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 07:59:40

Interior Announces Final Firearms Policy Update

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Assistant Secretary of the Interior for Fish and Wildlife and Parks Lyle Laverty today announced that the Department of the Interior has finalized updated regulations governing the possession of firearms in national parks and wildlife refuges. The final rule, which updates existing regulations, would allow an individual to carry a concealed weapon in national parks and wildlife refuges if, and only if, the individual is authorized to carry a concealed weapon under state law in the state in which the national park or refuge is located.

http://www.doi.gov/news/08_News_Releases/120508.html
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For what it’s worth, in 2006 our National Parks welcomed 277 million visitors to Mother Nature’s Realm, and there were 11 deaths due to violent acts.

Statistically, our National Parks are amongst the safest places in the country…

One last shiv in our collective belly, thanks ’ssshrubery.

(disclaimer: If I was backpacking in Griz country-i’d be carrying-you betcha)

Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 09:26:13

If I was backpacking in griz country, I wouldn’t be armed, but I would be alarmed.

It would take away the heightened awareness of being lower on the food chain for once. Ever read Doug Peacock’s “Grizzly Years”? Great book. But I’m too chicken to camp in griz country anyway.

As for the arms thing, we need to be armed in the national parks so we can shoot each other no matter where we go. I’m all for it. /snark

Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 10:28:59

Remember that California woman who was attacked by a bear in July 2008? She said that if she’d been carrying her gun it wouldn’t have helped because everything happened so fast. Her two dogs attacked the bear. She had her face torn off and drove herself to the ER. She credits her dogs with saving her life.

Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 10:45:21

Wasn’t that our poster here ? Wasn’t there a fundraiser for her ? How’s she doing ?

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Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 11:04:32

Yes, ahansen. I think she’s doing OK, she has a lot of courage and drive, she’ll be fine.

 
 
Comment by bluprint
2008-12-06 20:15:53

So that’s supposed to apply to every case?

I carry a gun thank-you-very-much when in the woods. Bears (and other animals) are fast, strong and have sharp nails and teeth. A gun can equalize that relationship between them and I.

Although I prefer more to have one when on the other side of the tracks.

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Comment by Bill in Carolina
2008-12-06 09:32:17

Unless these parks are suddenly more attractive to a different subset of the population, they will be just as safe as they have been.

BTW, is it ok for you to carry, but not the rest of us?

Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 09:49:52

Bill, if you’d seen some of the destruction by bullet (rock art shot up, that kind of thing) out here in the national parks of Utah where it was formerly illegal to carry a gun under any circumstance, you’d understand the concern. As an archaeologist, I’ve seen lots of destruction by gunfire.

Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 10:46:10

There’s a beautiful panel in Capitol Reef National Park, Fremont Style-around 1,000 years old that has quite a few 20th century bullet holes in it…

It’d be like taking potshots @ the Mona Lisa in the Louvre.

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Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 11:51:04

I know what you’re talking about, alad. Horrifying.
A couple years back some illegal alien went hiking, I think it was in Zion nat. park, and carefully carved his name in big letters over some exquisite petroglyphs. Sigh.

At least it made it easy to find him and charge him. ‘Hey, Mr. Migrant Apple-picker, replace or restore those priceless artefacts you destroyed.’
Yeah.

 
Comment by BanteringBear
2008-12-06 15:19:47

“It’d be like taking potshots @ the Mona Lisa in the Louvre.”

I’d actually enjoy such a thing, never having cared much for that painting.

 
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2008-12-06 17:17:02
 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 22:50:41

“…some illegal alien went hiking, I think it was in Zion nat. park, and carefully carved his name in big letters over some exquisite petroglyphs.”

Did he do that with a gun? If not, should the type of instrument he used be criminalized? No kidding - would like your view on that.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by edhopper
2008-12-06 08:00:31

Not really serious but.
If they gave people a $10,000 coupon to by a fuel efficient car, $10 billion would buy a million cars. Wouldn’t a million more sales bail out the Big Three?

$5,000 would mean 2 million, Ford’s total sales this year.

Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 09:27:17

fuel efficient? Gasoline is gonna fall to 50 cents a gallon or lower. Do you aim to drive the energy industry towards bankruptcy where soon after they will need a bailout?

kidding aside, the problem is that those $10,000 coupon-cars to be purchased are costing these companies ++$10,000 to build.

Comment by Dr. Strangelove
2008-12-06 11:58:58

“kidding aside, the problem is that those $10,000 coupon-cars to be purchased are costing these companies ++$10,000 to build.”

Question that’s been nagging me…

Anyone know how much it costs to replace ALL the batteries in Hybrids??? Can’t be cheap. Batteries only last a few years, right? It’s gotta really sting financially to have the batteries go South AND the engine take a dump at the same time with a Hybrid, if no warranty IMO.

Just curious…

DOC

Comment by BanteringBear
2008-12-06 15:22:42

It’s cost prohibitive. There’s been much debate on the life cycle of those batteries. Perhaps someone who owns a Prius can chime in.

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Comment by SaladSD
2008-12-06 16:00:35

Our 2001 Prius has over 100,000 miles and just now needed a new battery. Toyota actually covers the replacement cost if the milleage doesn’t exceed 100,000 miles for models 2001-2003, and for car models to the present the warranty covers up to 150,000 miles. In our case, because we have an original model and we exceeded 100,000 miles, Toyota agreed to pay half of the battery cost, which was about $1,500. This has been the only repair expense we’ve had to incur to date. We’ve been very happy with our Prius, and the new models are even cooler.

 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 22:55:26

That’s good news so far. What happens to the battery that is being replaced? Who recycles it, and into what, and for how much cost, and who pays that, and is there any unrecyclable hazardous waste, and who pays for burying that unrecyclable waste and where does it go?

Does anyone but me ask these questions?

 
Comment by SaladSD
2008-12-07 00:35:52

From the Hybrid website:

Battery toxicity is a concern, although today’s hybrids use NiMH batteries, not the environmentally problematic rechargeable nickel cadmium. “Nickel metal hydride batteries are benign. They can be fully recycled,” says Ron Cogan, editor of the Green Car Journal. Toyota and Honda say that they will recycle dead batteries and that disposal will pose no toxic hazards. Toyota puts a phone number on each battery, and they pay a $200 “bounty” for each battery to help ensure that it will be properly recycled.

 
 
 
 
Comment by tl
2008-12-06 09:28:48

But people already own cars. What would they do with their old cars? If you simply say “sell them”, the answer is “to whom”? If there is a sudden spike in the amount of people trying to sell their old cars, the re-sale values of their old cars will plummet and discourage them from selling them after all.

 
Comment by edhopper
2008-12-06 09:36:08

First, I’m not saying the cars would be $10,000. Buyers would get $10,000 off the price.
As car sales have fallen over 40% YOY I suspect there is a lot of pent up demand.
As there is for houses when the prices become affordable.
No, I’m not suggesting this for home sales.

Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 10:07:20

“Demand” has synonyms along the lines of “need” and “requirement” and “urgent”. I can’t find “a new car” in the list.

You giving someone $10,000 towards a car doesn’t make that car any more affordable or any less expensive to manufacture. It just shifts $10,000 of the purchase price to you.

Comment by edhopper
2008-12-06 12:00:28

Demand, as in Supply and Demand, as in market capitalism, as in Adam Smith.

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Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 13:15:30

sure.. but not as in “pent-up demand” which translates to something approaching “desire”. Pent up demand exists only in the mind, and doesn’t affect the markets.

The “demand” in supply/demand refers to actual sales orders. Orders enable the markets to estimate current and future production and inventory needs.

 
 
 
Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 10:41:43

According to the US Department of Energy website, the Federal Government has a fleet of 650,000 vehicles. So…can’t the Feds BUY the cars? Why just hand out the cash?

Comment by Hwy50ina49Dodge
2008-12-06 11:47:57

“…can’t the Feds BUY the cars? Why just hand out the cash?”

What, the Gov’t get something besides “banker” shoelaces for collateral? That’s dangerous thinking you offer, better draw your window shades. ;-)

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Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 12:23:42

I didn’t really think it through. Maybe BK is what makes sense, and I don’t mean a party at Burger King for the top brass.

 
 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 23:05:31

You touch on a good point. Last year when Ethanol was all the rage among the less analysis-prone, I researched where I could buy E-85 ethanol in the state of Florida. It turned out that E-85 was available ONLY in government-run facilities that are not available to the public. In other words, E-85 was available only to vehicles that had USG or State of Florida tags on them. Neither you nor I could buy the stuff for our privately owned vehicles. I believe that is still the case.

Doesn’t anyone here wonder why that is? I postulate two reasons: (1) E-85 delivers highway mileage that is equal to city mileage for all vehicles. Don’t believe it? Go to EPA.gov and find out for yourself. (2) because of (1), the average fuel-buyer will not pay their own money to buy such inefficient energy and so the government had to coerce other government agencies into using the stuff, else it has no market.

Do the math. It is simple. Just like the math we so successfully have done about housing prices and rents here in the blog.

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Comment by reuven
2008-12-06 22:36:46

And car dealers will raise the car prices to compensate! It’s like “down payment assistance”.

 
 
 
Comment by drumminj
2008-12-06 08:10:08

Some of you may have read my posts here that I was laid off 2 1/2 months ago (in the software industry) and have been looking to make the move from Austin to Seattle. I’ve sold my house, and now am looking to make the move at the end of next week. I would move regardless, but it looks like I have a tentative offer to do at least some contract work, if not a full-time offer. So that’s good.

One thing I wanted to remark on here was that moving companies seem REALLY hungry. I had 4 people come out and give bids, and a few of them have been very diligent in following-up, making it clear they’re willing to negotiate on price, etc. I’ve not hired movers for a cross-country trek before, but I’ve found this very surprising.

Also, it looks like there’s a glut of moving trucks in TX. AAA is offering a $50 coupon to do a one-way move to anywhere outside of Texas. After deciding that I am unwilling to trust any 3rd party mover to not lose or damage my stuff, I’m just going to make the drive myself (twice, actually - once with truck, once in my 4Runner w/ the dog).

Unfortunately I’ll be moving from a 1700sq ft 3-bedroom house into a 760 sq ft, 1-bedroom apartment. Boy that transition is going to suck. But it’s hard to find a place that’ll do a 3-month lease while you look for the place you “really” want to live. I suppose it’s a great opportunity to get rid of all the things I don’t need.

Comment by mrktMaven
2008-12-06 08:40:00

Have you looked at PODs?

Comment by drumminj
2008-12-06 09:52:21

No. Too late at this point - can’t change direction with only 6 days left. I’m committed to driving….

Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 10:53:59

So get a Motel 6 and a 10 X 20 storage locker. Motel 6 will be $1,500 for a month. Pretty steep, but buys you time and you’re not locked into a lease. Motel 6 takes dogs. If there’s a pennysaverusa online in Seattle, you may find a room situation. Sucks? Yeah! Organization at the outset is the key.

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Comment by CA renter
2008-12-07 04:34:11

drumminj,

I thought you already had an offer with more money. Did something happen to it?

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Comment by Mot
2008-12-06 22:18:00

Yep, the last two times I moved from the California to the midwest i used U-Pack style containers. Much less effort than u-haul and you can get the containers stored for months.

 
 
Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 08:50:39

I finally decided to get my stuff out of storage in Colorado and bring it to Utah, am seeing the same thing. Had one company who said they normally take 24 hours to do a bid get back to me in 45 minutes. They underbid everyone after I told them the lowest bid. One company in Telluride said things are really really slow, and this is their busy time of year as it’s when all the second house owners come to town and want new furniture, etc.

I decided to do it myself also, with friends’ help. I did the first load yesterday and will finish today. Only 200 miles one way.

Olygal, thanks for the prayers, I posted yesterday, am running the border on the back roads, avoiding the port of entry (Utah doesn’t have a state line, but a border). So far so good, my license is expired, so I gotta milk it for adventure.

Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 17:24:45

Utah actually has a port of entry ? Do they inspect goods that you are bringing across state lines ? I thought you were joking in your previous post. What a load of balogna. They aren’t a sovereign country, at least not yet, correct ? Is it to protect crops ? I’m not getting it, and I’ve moved to several states…

Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 18:44:42

Utah and Colorado both do, it’s mostly top weigh trucks and see if they’re being bad (over the limit). I think lots of other states do also. Only trucks and towed vehicles have to stop.

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Comment by Leighsong
2008-12-06 09:21:50

Moved from FL to WI in 06/06.

2000 sq ft house + 600 sq ft wood shop + 900 sq ft apartment (son).

2 Penske 26′ trucks.

WI rental 1200 sq ft up with full basement.

10 x 20 temp control storage.

I feel for you. We have 3 drivers and also did a double trip.

Look for free boxes and packing paper on Craigs or the local rag. We lived in a military community, so we lucked out big time with free packing stuff. (A huge expense).

Craigslist Seatle temp/sublease housing may be a good start.

Best of Luck,
Leigh

Comment by drumminj
2008-12-06 09:55:27

Thanks, Leigh. Already have most of the packing stuff. HD actually has boxes for cheap these days - about $0.60/pop. Have gotten some from friends as well. The truck+gas will be biggest expense, but luckily gas and diesel are far cheaper right now…good timing.

I’m pretty sure I have this rental locked in. From there I’ll look for a house to rent long-term. I made a trip a few weeks ago, but couldn’t find a place that’d do a short-term lease, and I’m not sure what my commute will be w/o having firm employment set up. Also, didn’t find but one house that I could see ever feeling “homey”. Most seemed to be LL’s who were just looking to put the minimum amount of money/effort into keeping the place standing and rented.

 
 
Comment by fisher
2008-12-06 09:30:02

Been there done that last year. A liberating experience to say the least. It’s like shedding your skin. Next time I need to move, it’ll all fit in the back of a small pickup.

 
Comment by DennisN
2008-12-06 10:07:11

I ended up moving myself from San Jose to Boise back in 2006. The moving companies each had a long “forbidden items” list which covered much of what I owned: firearms, ammunition, common garage chemicals such as motor oil and spray paint, etc.

I left San Jose at 6 AM and pulled up to my rental in Boise around 9 PM. It was a long day. Those U-Haul trucks can’t make more than about 40 mph going up grade in the Sierras. I can normally make the San Jose to Boise run in about 11 hours by car.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 10:41:57

Well, welcome to the PNW, drummy! You’re a’gonna love it!

We’ll have to have a PNW HBB party one of these days, welcome you proper-like. Besides, I want to meet bear, and see if he’s really Bigfoot, which is what I suspect.

Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 11:11:58

Bantering Bear? A bigfoot? That explains why he’s so interested in the stock market… LOL

(YOU figure out that comment, I can’t, not logiccal in my mind)…

 
 
Comment by Dr. Strangelove
2008-12-06 12:08:37

“I suppose it’s a great opportunity to get rid of all the things I don’t need.”

Do it. You won’t regret it.

Unless someone is a complete nut that equates hoarding junk and trinkets with being wealthy, getting rid of all that useless extra crap is quite liberating. I did it, albeit it took me three months, LOL…had to go through the stuff three times. Am I really going to wear this? NO, dump it; Do I really need this trinket? NO, dump it…

Took all the bags of crap to the salvation army and got receipt for tax deduction.

Living in a small place now. Very cozy, safe and cheap. Saving like crazy and living very comfortably.

DOC

Comment by Hwy50ina49Dodge
2008-12-06 12:19:28

“…Living in a small place now. Very cozy, safe and cheap.” ;-)

Oh, my days living on my sailboat…what little I had…was all within in easy reach. ;-)

 
Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 12:29:21

It’s amazing how the crap you fight to keep–one year and one thousand dollars later, in a storage locker–you haven’t used and can’t even remember you owned it!

 
 
 
Comment by mrktMaven
2008-12-06 08:22:30

Some more anecdotal details on big sis’ housing debacle:

They paid 250K for each home assuming 50K annual appreciation. Instead, prices dropped to 125K. They assumed rents would start at 1,300 and increase. Instead, rents dropped to 1,000. They assumed taxes were 1,200 a year. Instead, taxes are 4,500 a year. They assumed insurance was 300 a year. Instead, it’s 1200 a year.

It gets worse. They bought both homes using super-prime 5 year interest only ARMs that have not adjusted yet. Over the last 3 years they’ve been paying all the expenses — taxes, insurance, repairs, difference in rent and interest only mortgage, and months without tenant — using their primary residence’s equity line of credit. It is getting pulled next month and has a 130K balance owed.

Comment by exeter
2008-12-06 08:37:26

“They paid 250K for each home assuming 50K annual appreciation.”

Your sister sounds like a graduate of LereahYun University of Stupidity. How the @$%^ does one “assume” the direction of an asset price and then attach a numerical value to it? Did she ever investigate historical price movement of housing or did they buy the “new economic paradigm” line of $hit???

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 08:37:48

Maven,

Has your big sis’ and mine ever been seen @ the same time?

They sound oh so similar…

Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 08:54:50

You guys sure you aren’t brothers? :-)

 
Comment by mrktMaven
2008-12-06 08:57:46

You don’t know how many property expeditions I had to dodge over the last 3 years. It was insane, lad.

Is paying interest using equity/principle a financial crime? It should be a crime.

Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 09:05:17

Between my 2 sisters, they managed to “own” 5 homes…

I told my mom i’d gladly help them out financially after they lose them, but I have no interest in bailing them out~

My younger sister told my wife @ Thanksgiving, that her shopping philosophy was that she wanted only the ‘best’ things.

Delusions run deep, still.

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Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 10:01:05

Last weekend our friends’ son that normally drinks only Ketel One was drinking Budweiser.

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 10:06:25

The Horror…

 
Comment by wmbz
2008-12-06 10:45:02

“Last weekend our friends’ son that normally drinks only Ketel One was drinking Budweiser”.

You’ll know he’s hit rock bottom when you see him with a can of Schafer in his hand.

 
Comment by Dr. Strangelove
2008-12-06 12:16:57

“My younger sister told my wife @ Thanksgiving, that her shopping philosophy was that she wanted only the ‘best’ things.”

Ah yes, another shopaholic of the fairer sex.

Makes me remember what someone wrote on an earlier stream…

“If you don’t need it, it’s not worth buying at any price.”

Sage advice…

DOC

 
Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 18:16:08

I think most people would only like the “best things”. I mean, don’t we all strive to be rich and famous ? Or, at least, moderatly well off and not notorious ? LOL. That doesn’t mean we deserve them, indebt ourselves too far for them, or buy them until our closets overfloweth. I think a sane person can only wear one tiara at a time. The New Englanders have a hoary old saying which will come into fashion again soon:

Use it up, wear it out,

Make it do, or do without.

For dinner last night, ( and we really are being quite frugal ), we had a shepard’s pie made of leftover Thanksgiving turkey, 2 frozen polish dogs - small ones, left over sausage and hashbrowns from taking our daughter out to breakfast last weekend, 2 kinds of leftover gravy, peas, carrots, 2 fresh onions, chopped celery, crowned with leftover Thanksgiving mashed potatoes and baked. It was gooood and probably cost about $ 2.50 to make. Cleaned out the refrig., too. Also, we finished up the few gherkins left over from T.G., too. Meals like this will become the norm once again in many, many households across the country, as we seek to clean out our refrigerators of leftovers on Fridays like our moms did in the 60’s.

 
 
Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 09:11:50

Paying any kind of interest to anybody should be a crime.

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Comment by Bill in Carolina
2008-12-06 09:36:11

That’s covered somewhere in the Q’ran.

 
Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 09:59:13

Also the Bible.

 
Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 10:10:42

Nehemiah? “So God shake out every man from his house, and from his labor, that performeth not this promise; even thus be he shaken out, and emptied.”

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 10:15:17

Newman!

 
Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 10:21:18

“If you control the mail, you control — information!”

 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 23:13:40

“If you control the mall, you control — shopping.”

 
 
 
 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 08:37:53

“They bought both homes using super-prime 5 year interest only ARMs that have not adjusted yet.”

Let me get this straight: Did she buy not one, but two investment homes on the assumption of never-ending riches when real estate always goes up?

Instead of getting their heads all drunken with bailout fervor, I wish the part of govt that deals with residential real estate would focus its efforts on providing an honest and accurate accounting to the American public of just how many households bought two, three, four, five, …, ten, and even more investment houses during the bubble years. I would like to see this reported along with a map to show the locations of homes which were purchased by investors and are now underwater (kind of like the sex offender maps that are already available online).

P.S. In case it provides any comfort, my baby sis is in a different sort of housing pickle — the kind due to making a “move up” purchase without having sold the less-desirable house, right in the middle of a record real estate bust with respect to depth and duration. They did this in Dec 06 and are still working to get the less desirable home ready to sell two years later. I am pretty sure they have lost at least 1 year’s worth of salary by the delay. They own both homes free and clear, and hence get to own all loss of value free and clear.

Comment by Bill in Carolina
2008-12-06 09:39:04

When a relative of mine retired early, he and his spouse moved to Florida. They bought in 2006 (hit the peak perfectly) and moved there in ‘07. Judging by listings in his ‘hood, he might get 60% of what he paid, assuming he could find a buyer.

 
Comment by mrktMaven
2008-12-06 10:41:38

Yep, she bought 2 investment homes. After her primary residence doubled, she felt wealthy and invincible. It was pretty easy to lever up and project past gains into the future and ignore kooky warnings from a bitter renter.

Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 18:29:19

Amazing, MrktMaven, amazing story. She sure jumped in with both feet, and as I’ve told my daughter before, she must have been feeling bulletproof.

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Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 23:17:39

PB - in the Atlanta Constitution yesterday, prospective “investors” were bitching about FHA rules that would allow financing for up to 4 investor-owned properties. One of the infestors had the gall to admit that he would not put his own money into the properties, yet he expected the FHA (taxpayers) to back the loan.

The sense of entitlement in this country has not yet properly abated.

Comment by CA renter
2008-12-07 04:42:53

The sense of entitlement in this country has not yet properly abated.
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So true, unfortunately.

All you have to do is read about all the “victims” in Ben’s posts. I didn’t expect it to be this bad.

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Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 08:42:13

With job losses mounting and the foreclosure crisis continuing to escalate, I am wondering if Cash-carry’s subsidized 4.5 pct mortgage rate plan for new home purchases might not soon be perceived as another taxpayer-funded giveaway to the wealthy? Who else can afford to buy a home with 20 pct down under present economic conditions?

More mortgage misery
Defaults, foreclosures hit homeowners, housing market at record rate
By Alan Zibel
ASSOCIATED PRESS

WASHINGTON – A record 1 in 10 American homeowners with a mortgage was either at least a month behind on payments or in foreclosure at the end of September, as the source of housing market pressure shifted from risky loans to the crumbling U.S. economy.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 10:03:34

The man truly is a walking penis.

Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 10:43:37

But not so cute.

Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 11:13:47

Oh! –That’s awful.

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Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 11:20:15

Have you really seen one of them?

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Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 11:46:18

It’s mushroom season here in the forest, and quite a good season it is. I’ve been seeing all sorts of exciting things lately. :)

 
Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 12:32:50

LOL !

 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 23:19:31

OG - you’re a good sport.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-06 08:43:29

If anyone has a good explanation of why the market embraces the worst employment news since 1974, I am curious to hear it.

Bad jobs data good for stocks
ASSOCIATED PRESS
December 6, 2008

NEW YORK – Wall Street put an upbeat spin yesterday on the government’s report that the nation lost more than half a million jobs last month. Stocks reversed early losses and closed sharply higher as the data raised hopes that Washington will again step in to help the economy.

Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 10:04:41

I have two words for you - “short” and “squeeze”. My 401k didn’t change one penny because of it. I don’t mind, at all.

 
Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 10:12:38

now that the recession/depression is official and all over the newspapers (even in Netherlands it’s going to be announced this monday), there are no more sellers left. Time for a bearrally I guess. Did we already have a bear on the WSJ cover?

 
Comment by mrktMaven
2008-12-06 11:29:11

Hedge funds are halting redemptions and slowing deleveraging. With the end of the year approaching, the bulls are pulling out all the stops. They are going for broke.

In addition, the gov’t keeps changing the rules and leaking it to the press at the opportune moment. Thus, distorting market expectations.

Lastly, no one wants to be short going into the weekend after last Friday’s Thanksgiving eve massacre.

Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 13:53:18

however, I think that many people who play these rallies don’t want to go long into the weekend either. The weekend is usually the time when the rules are changed nowadays, and it can’t be good for the stockmarket every time.

 
 
Comment by cactus
2008-12-06 11:44:18

“raised hopes that Washington will again step in to help the economy.”

I suspect investors will welcome another interest rate reduction ?
I watch TBT to see if I can figure out when investors will quit investing in 0% return ( better than losing ) and try the stock market again? Or even the corporate bond market .

Interest rate cuts did not help japan Deflation so even though in the past they have helped here it “maybe different this time” ?

certainly things are getting worse for the man on the street but the market will look forward …. I don’t know will we have a rebound in RE this spring 2009 ?

I am mostly cash at about 1% return pathetic, some CD’s and bond mutual funds, my stock mutual funds have been crushed as well as my small ( much smaller now) postitions in PAAS KGC and DBA. Fortunatly I sold some stocks earlier this year like APA. I was all inflation this time last year fearing the FED and their crazy rate reductions but now? Sh*t looks like Jas was right the FED is powerless as well as cluless ?

I “guess” Money is still being destroyed faster than the FED can lend new money into the system.

PB you have studied economics ?

 
Comment by clue
2008-12-06 12:51:33

why is the market rising?

eveyones gotta theory,

manifestations of data regarding monetary and fiscal policy velocity will exceed expectations.

 
 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 08:58:35

Economy Hurts Recycling Falling Prices Even Hits the Thieves

The prices paid for recyclable materials, including metal and paper products, has fallen so low that the crooks have stopped stealing it.

It’s going down in the toilet,” said Victor Guzman, operations manager at Sunset Waste Paper on East Goshen Avenue in Visalia of the price and demand for cardboard.

“Weyerhaeuser used to take two loads a day of cardboard. Now, they don’t even want a load. They said ‘don’t ship anything for 60 days,’” said Guzman. “That’s never happened.”

Beverly Martinez at Tulare Iron and Metal said they have seen an all-time high in prices (last summer) and now an all-time low. She said prices paid for cooper have dropped from $3.50 a pound to 42 cents a pound today. Brass has fallen from $1.98 to 37 cents a pound and stainless steel from $1.15 to 15 cents a pound.

http://www.valleyvoicenewspaper.com/vv/stories/2008/economyrecycling.htm

Comment by Bill in Carolina
2008-12-06 09:41:05

So, our A/C condenser coils are safer now! :-)

Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 09:49:16

I found this little tidbit to be most revealing about how close people are to the precipice of financial disaster…

The recyclers have twice as many people selling their cans and bottles (how much of a windfall could it amount to, really?) as compared to just a few months ago.
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“The price paid for aluminum cans and glass bottles that fall under the California Redemption Value law has not fallen as much because the state sets that price, which is based on the amount charged people when they purchase those products.

However, at some locations the price paid for cans and bottles is not as good as it was when the material had value overseas. Some areas paid as much as $1.90 a pound, even though the state-set redemption is $1.57 a pound. That is what you find recyclers paying today. The same is true for glass and plastic bottles.

In spite of the lower price paid, Guzman said he has seen an increase in the number of people bring in the CRV materials. He said they use to have 60-80 customers a day and now it is 150 a day. That increase has been going on for a couple of months, about the time the economy took a nose dive.”

Comment by WhatOnceWas
2008-12-06 10:28:38

Lad,”selling their cans and bottles (how much of a windfall could it amount to, really?)”
I think there is quite a segment that depends on that little extra to get by each month…Also as to the unemployment numbers: I know many people that have moved to self-employment over the past few years, Ebay, Contract work that aren’t even counted in the UE survey..What about RE agents are they 1099′rs? Anyway, I think there is a much bigger swath than is being reported. RE, Ebay, Even stealing recyclables is dead…. getting tough-er by the day.

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Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 23:24:05

We just had a local proposal ti fine people who don’t recycle as directed. My advice to those taxed: follow the recycle truck to its ultimate destination. Do some real homework on how much of that crap truly is reused. Then go get some people un-elected.

The only way to real change is to re-elect nobody. Nobody. Not even the one-in-20 guy who you think did a good job.

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Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 10:06:52

“She said prices paid for cooper have dropped from $3.50 a pound to 42 cents a pound today.”

Who is this Cooper fellow and why is his value dropping so quickly? He must be this paper’s proof reader.

Comment by DennisN
2008-12-06 10:09:22

I’ll bet that Cooper fellow is a barrel of laughs.

Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 10:17:29

Neither the guy that wrote the article, nor the people in the scrap metal biz realize that this is due to the Baltic Dry Index cratering…

Soon, they won’t be buying at all.

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Comment by combotechie
2008-12-06 10:32:44

Wrong. The cratering of of the Baltic Dry index is due to the diminished demand for the scrap metal and other shipped goods, not the other way around.

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 10:41:30

King,

If the only buyers are Asians and it only made sense to do it by sending scrap-metal in the holds of empty ships headed eastward, it’s a very sorry ship of state of affairs…

p.s.:

We supplied Japan with a veritable s-load of scarp metal in the 1930’s and 1940’s, up until around this day 67 years ago.

 
Comment by NYCityBoy
2008-12-06 11:57:14

“We supplied Japan with a veritable s-load of scrap metal in the 1930’s and 1940’s, up until around this day 67 years ago.”

They built a lot of big floating and flying things with it. We then turned it back into scrap for them.

 
Comment by implosion
2008-12-06 16:13:43

This might be a good present for NYCBoy:

http://www.campingsurvival.com/madinaminjap.html

 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 23:27:33

I think that Baltic Dry will be part of the everyday lexicon of those of us who survive this depression. I would not be surprised to see it become a leading indicator of huge changes in the price of oil, though that is just an uneducated guess.

 
 
 
 
Comment by hoz
2008-12-06 11:10:40

BS on scrap copper prices. Current prices are about $1.00

The FBI is starting a task force to investigate copper and is targeting scrap yards. The FBI has issued a warning (this week) that the US infrastructure is at risk from copper thieves. Loss of jobs has increased the number of thefts.

“Copper thefts from tornado sirens?
Greater Milwaukee Today, USA - 3 hours ago
But now the FBI is warning that copper thefts are becoming even more of an issue as thieves are stealing the metal out of emergency notification equipment …”

one of thousands of reports in the last few days - just google ‘FBI copper theft’

Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 11:28:36

I suspect that they are only paying 42 Cents a pound, because it is piling up…

 
 
 
Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 09:07:23

Rocky Mtn News:

Vail Resorts plans to lay off 50 workers, suspend raises

Vail Resorts Inc. said it will lay off 50 workers and suspend raises and some benefits for many of the people it employs year-round.

The Broomfield-based ski-area operator revealed its plans in an e-mail sent by CEO Rob Katz to the full-time staff of 3,300. He reiterated concerns about advance bookings dropping significantly at its resorts so far this season.

“We find ourselves at this moment in an unprecedented environment,” Katz wrote in the e-mail. “Our company will not be immune to the economy around us, and it is imperative that we not stick our head in the sand about some of the bad news that is out there.”

Katz said the company also will eliminate almost 100 vacant positions.

As part of Vail’s steps to deal with the economy, it will suspend its match of employees 401(k) retirement fund contributions. Merit increases will be deferred, and executives won’t get salary increases in fiscal 2009.

Comment by DennisN
2008-12-06 09:49:22

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the concept of “eliminate almost 100 vacant positions”.

Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 10:19:45

they always hire extra crew in winter.. whatever that number, there’ll be 100 less this year.

cheap lift tickets, uncrowded slopes.. former elitist snobs now complacent servants? Sounds like fun.
I never been there but might try Vale this winter… maybe Amtrak through the magestic mountains.. make a fortnight of it.

 
Comment by Lost in Utah
2008-12-06 10:20:34

Easy, those are the skiers.

 
 
Comment by Elanor
2008-12-06 13:31:18

But…but…but Vail is the playground of the wealthy! Surely things are different there! /snark

 
 
Comment by wmbz
2008-12-06 09:21:13

The Chicoms are coming…

Chinese property hunters to raid US

By Geoff Dyer in Beijing

Published: December 5 2008 20:10 | Last updated: December 5 2008 20:10

Chinese bargain hunters are preparing to descend on American cities such as Los Angeles and San Francisco, where homeowners have suffered some of the steepest price falls in the US.

SouFun, the biggest real estate website in China, is organising a trip next month to look at properties in California and possibly Nevada. Liu Jian, the company’s chief operating officer, said about 300 people had expressed interest in the idea in the three days since it was advertised, though the company would take only a small group on the first trip.

“Given the problems in the Chinese market now, many people have been asking us about taking a look at overseas markets, especially the US,” he said.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/582d470c-c307-11dd-a5ae-000077b07658.html

Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 09:43:59

assuming.. and it’s difficult to do so.. that this little tidbit isn’t NAR-funded propaganda, my advice to the impending horde of Chinese flippers, intent on plundering our precious supply of real estate, is to get a freakin’ clue.

 
Comment by BanteringBear
2008-12-06 16:44:27

I’ve heard of out of state landlords, but out of the country? This is just stupid. What are they thinking?

Comment by CA renter
2008-12-07 04:53:05

From what I can tell, here in San Diego, many of our higher-end home buyers have been Asian families. Many have all cash.

Not sure how their stock and RE markets will affect their decision/ability to buy here, but they’ve been pretty big buyers here, over the past year or so.

 
 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 23:30:45

The Japanese got screwed doing this one, not so long ago. Guess the Chinese are not interested in lessons learned by the Japanese.

 
 
Comment by takingbets
2008-12-06 09:21:43

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-05 15:46:26
Can’t your daughter multiply $20 by 3 to figure out that the bill had to be in the $60 (+ tax) range?
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Well, if she would have just bought the games, the answer would be yes to your question. In regards to your question, I was not aware my post would offend anyone. I’ll remember not to include figures in the future. Its my fault for assuming that everyone has the ability to spend more than $60 bucks on a trip to the store. Again, I’m sorry for bragging about my daughter’s spending.

As for the reason for my post see link below:

Target Corporation to pay $1.7 million in price scanner case

http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_10785195

Comment by The Housing Wizard
2008-12-06 10:24:05

Remember when they use to have signs in stores that you get the item free if the scanner is wrong ? I guess the stores discontinued that
policy . I catch the scanner or clerk making mistakes constantly . I have it down to a science how I even give them the items to run up and I know within 50 cent what the bill should add up to .

Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 10:51:22

‘…and I know within 50 cent what the bill should add up to .’

I’m not good at math. In fact, dear HBB pals, everything I add up without a calculator, such as by using my digits, always, no matter what, comes out to be ‘fifty-eleven’. I’ve concluded that my fingers and toes trickily move around as I laboriously itemize, so as to confound me for some mysterious and probably dastardly reason.

UNLESS, that is, I am buying something at the store, particularly if it happens to be on sale or be shoes. Then I am mysteriously able to keep track of every single cent I should be charged, to within oh, about 10 cents.
Curious.

 
 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 23:36:03

Some store still do give you free an item that is mis-priced. I didn’t read the thread to which you refer — please understand that only a minority (hopefully) of regular posters here skewer a newbie ore very-infrequent poster re their post. It is not in the interest of free exchange of ideas and questions for us to do otherwise. Don’t go away. I have save a relative fortune because of what I learned here.

Comment by Chip
2008-12-07 00:33:16

… my editing notwithstanding.

 
 
 
Comment by The Housing Wizard
2008-12-06 10:08:24

There is only one thing that will offset the loss of jobs from the fake housing and stock bubble run-up . Job creation ,which would include
bringing back manufacturing to America . We can’t have a Global economy if the pay scales are not equal in that it just creates a monopoly of cheap foreign goods without ability for Americans to compete . Face it ,this global experiment didn’t work out . We had excess money coming into the stock market from all over the World feeding the debt bubble along with
products produced in slave labor Companies flooding the market .This situation might of been great for the bottom line for Corporations during the boom and real estate related industries ,but it
created a debt economy and a false bubble when American wages weren’t really rising accordingly and many jobs were based on selling inflated real estate to each other .

Cutting Corporate taxes will only produce hording on the part of Corporations ,who already out source jobs and manufacturing to save a buck .

Giving money directly to borrowers will not produce spending in that
likely it will be used to pay off debt ,or it will be horded . Might be good for the debt industry ,but it won’t stimulate new job creation or spending .

The time has come for the policy makers to admit that they can’t run a Country in which the citizens are unemployed while the Corporations
take every advantage of the differences in World wage and manufacturing markets and the carry-trade . Did the Government think that the USA would just live off selling real estate to each other or going into debt while
real wages didn’t increase because of global competition ?

The Corporations ,Wall Street ,and the Lenders had their way with the policy makers ,and look what happened and what is happening . The rich got richer during this boom cycle and Main Street was left in debt holding assets that crashed in value and now they are tapped out while being laid off .

I’m all for different Countries trading with each other ,but it has to be a
controlled level playing field . Why don’t slave labor countries provide more wages for their people so they can have buying power ?

We have a excess supply of houses with no real demand for it or even ability for USA citizens to take advantage of the lower rates and prices .
No doubt the rest of the World who saved will start taking advantage of
the low prices and rates and we now can be renters to foreign slum landlords who will take advantage of the fire sales .

Why didn’t the Powers realize that a false economy mixed with a fleecing from foreign countries is a security issue in the final analysis . Americans can not be faulted for buying cheap foreign goods from Wal Mart to try to make ends meet ,especially when
wages weren’t increasing accordingly in many sectors . A monopoly will always win out and eventually destroy competition . Of course the Big Three Auto makers can’t compete with the lower wages of the other
car companies . The Corporations and Wall Street had their way and
some prospered and most didn’t .

A compete overhaul is in order now regarding changing the gamed system that destroyed the American job base . No other answer will work ,in my most humble opinion . War is not a option for job creation
IMHO .

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 10:28:33

Grocery Outlet score d’jour:

5 pound bag of Orville Redenbacher’s gourmet popping corn, just $3.99

Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 10:54:08

1 pound bag of dried beans, EUR 15,400,000 this morning at the local grocery shop. Fortunately, after some thinking the shopowner recognized it was not inflation but a pricing error.
Not necessary to price the beans one by one yet. Makes you think though, with Heliben and Tricky Trichet running the printing presses at full speed …

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 11:04:41

‘Grocery Outlet score d’jour:’

Popcorn, schmopcorn. Try 2 cases of Chardonnay for $2.40 apiece.Huh? Huh? Yeah!

Actually, I shoulda got 4 cases, then I’da had sufficient for two parties, instead of only one.

Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 11:12:15

$2.40 a case? yikes!

I still have a few cases of Covey Run Sauvignon Blanc from the Groutlet, that I paid $11.88 per.

Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 11:17:31

OOF — I just read Sideways, the novel.

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Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 11:29:48

Merdeloan?

 
Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 12:45:14

Sorry, that’s ‘way above my “pay grade.” The closest I can come to a response is to mention “New Age White” from Bodega Valentin Bianchi. $12 a bottle at a Brea, CA, wine shop. Nice!

 
 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 11:19:11

No, no, don’t get too excited. It was $2.40 a bottle, including tax. I was excited at the time. However, I’d be even more excited for 11.88 a case. I’da bought all they had!

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Comment by Dr. Strangelove
2008-12-06 12:26:10

“It was $2.40 a bottle, including tax”

Hope it doesn’t taste like it cost $2.40 a bottle…

Sometimes trader Joe’s “two buck chuck” tastes like “two buck upchuck.” :-)

DOC

 
Comment by what-me-worry?
2008-12-06 12:49:20

I have decanters of 87 Octane Arco ‘08 in my refrigerator for less than that!

 
Comment by aladinsane
2008-12-06 15:19:12

Meet you for cocktails, Molotov?

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 17:40:51

Only if you’re buying, darling!

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 17:52:49

Sometimes trader Joe’s “two buck chuck” tastes like “two buck upchuck.”

Well, I like the cabernet sauvignon very much, although not the whites as much. It’s not ‘2 Buck Chuck’ here, or in OR, either. Alas. It’s 3 bucks.

 
Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 18:44:28

Hmmm. I got 4 half-gallons of skim milk at Kroger that were going to expire in two days for .25 cents each. Yes, .25 each. I’m drinking one now and froze the other 3. That beats $ 2.40 a bottle wine, I think. I like skim milk, the wine not so much, so it worked out for everyone here.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by wmbz
2008-12-06 10:47:14

Workers Stay At Shuttered Window Plant
Union Claims Bank Of America Has Violated Their Rights In Cutting Off Republic Windows And Doors
CHICAGO (CBS) ― Dozens of former employees of Republic Windows and Doors continued to remain at the shuttered North Side plant late Friday, saying they’re being cheated.

The ex-workers say they found out only three days before Friday’s closing that they would be without a job. Some of them also learned they would not get the vacation they’ve earned to date or the insurance coverage they were promised.

More than 200 union workers staged a sit-in of sorts until they they got what they say is legally owed to them.

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/republic.windows.sitin.2.880850.html

Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 23:39:33

Worth saving, perhaps. The first uprising of the social unrest related to GD2.

 
 
Comment by wmbz
2008-12-06 10:50:56

Praise the lord, everything is going to be just fine now, B.O. unveils his new deal.

Breaking: Obama unveils 21st Century New Deal…

President-elect Barack Obama added sweep and meat to his economic agenda on Saturday, pledging the largest new investment in roads and bridges since President Dwight D. Eisenhower built the Interstate system in the late 1950s, and tying his key initiatives – education, energy, health care –back to jobs in a package that has the makings of a smaller and modern version of FDR’s New Deal marriage of job creation with infrastructure upgrades.

The president-elect also said for the first time that he will “launch the most sweeping effort to modernize and upgrade school buildings that this country has ever seen.”

“We will repair broken schools, make them energy-efficient, and put new computers in our classrooms,” he said in the address.

The president-elect is bringing new elements of his domestic agenda into his economic recovery plan, committing to a path toward giving every American access to an electronic medical record as part of an “economic recovery plan … that won’t just save jobs, it will save lives.”

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16258.html

Comment by mrktMaven
2008-12-06 11:42:08

Huh? Did it say anything about housing? Where is the housing money? We’re in a housing crisis. People are expecting to be bailed out of their debt traps. Roads, you say? Roads? Oh, my!

 
Comment by Hwy50ina49Dodge
2008-12-06 12:09:28

I guess that this is way worstest of an idea then…spending 100 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ million per month for a sandbox with a green zone water park. :-)

Spell check tells me worestest is not right…like I care. ;-)

 
Comment by sm_landlord
2008-12-06 12:32:59

By the time that money gets spent, the re(de)pression will be over. The time for moves like those was about a year ago.

And on the electronic medical records, the privacy implications are downright frightening. Already we see that employees at hospitals locally are routinely scanning medical records of celebrities and selling the information to the press. It’s likely that a national electronic medical records system will end up making your medical records into defacto public information.

 
Comment by Incredulous (the original)
2008-12-06 13:59:52

Last week he revealed a daring concept to help modernize hospitals by providing computers for electronic billing. I am so thrilled!

Comment by ravi
2008-12-06 14:55:47

We already do this. EMR adoption is already pretty universal among younger physicians and growing among older ones. More busywork that solves nothing.

Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 18:48:10

All hospitals already have electronic (shared) medical records. They are more accurate, plus when someone next-to-dead is brought in, they can immediately access the entire medical history instead of accessing the soon-to-be-a-corpse’s paper chart file. It does save lives. If the hospital you patronize doesn’t have an electronic medical record, then go somewhere else that’s more up-to-date. It could literally save your life. As far as scanning medical records and selling them to the press, well, I guess it’s possible, but in 19 years in the medical records biz, and a few celebrities that came through, I sure was never tempted. It would have cost me my job and given me some prime jail time.

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Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 23:52:39

He promised to get us out of Iraq (and presumably Afghanistan).

Flash-forward to today: “‘I said that I would remove our combat troops from Iraq in 16 months, with the understanding that it might be necessary – likely to be necessary – to maintain a residual force to provide potential training, logistical support, to protect our civilians in Iraq,’ Mr. Obama said this week as he introduced his national security team.”

That “residual” force could number as high as 70,000 troops “for a substantial time even beyond 2011,” according to Justin Raimondo. Anyone care to provide evidence as to why this is not likely as told?

 
Comment by CA renter
2008-12-07 05:02:46

I think Obama is right on the money, IF he goes through with his plans.

We do need stimulus, but it should not be directed toward housing or the financial industry.

We need JOBS, and the best thing we can do is create jobs that result in building things we need now and in the future.

 
 
Comment by Paul in Florida
2008-12-06 10:59:05

Unfunded pension liabilities of the S & P 500 have suddenly ballooned back to over $200 billion. After a big spike down to $218 billion in 2002 following the dot.com bubble collapse, unfunded liabilities had declined significantly, but have suddenly spiked higher. Tighter regulations recently enacted require higher levels of funding (94% by Jan. 1, 2009), so that many companies may be directing their profits (or bailout money?) toward pension funding - either that, or seeking a rescinding of the Pension Protection Act of 2006, which didn’t take effect until this year.

“The Math Doesn’t Add Up”:

http://online.barrons.com/article/SB122853096487884929.html?mod=b_hps_9_0001_b_this_weeks_magazine_home_right

 
Comment by Hwy50ina49Dodge
2008-12-06 12:32:59

Calling Mr. Bear…

If I were a banker…sitting on all that TRAP cash vis vie the US taxpayer…I would tell all those business / customers that need a loan/credit… no no no… nix, nix, nix…I’ll need this money to buy your business when you file bankruptcy. :-)

Geez, they act as if those $35.00 nsf/over limit fees won’t help them survive the next 24 months. ;-)

Falling rates renew old problem for U.S. banks:

“There aren’t many good prospects as to where banks can make up lost net revenue.”

http://www.reuters.com/article/ousiv/idUSTRE4B27GO20081203

Comment by The Housing Wizard
2008-12-06 19:43:12

Watch for Banks raising fees . Also ,it’s not acceptable that during the boom times the Corporations were underfunding their Pension Plans and fixed benefits just so they could look better to their shareholders so all these stock market Companies could look good .Underfunding Pension Plans was painting lipstick on a pig . No doubt the Corporations also leveraged and didn’t pay down debt either during boom times . All that glitters is not gold .

 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-06 23:57:03

HWY50 - I’d guess that you were stationed in Germany in the 60 or 70s, as I was. If yes, where? I was a Hawk guy.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-07 00:26:43

Spot on, Hwy50 — the banksters who were showered with TARP funny money are now sitting on it like a flock of hungry vultures, watching and waiting for the deflationary spiral to stop spiraling, at which point they will commence snapping up foreclosed and bankrupt financial assets at fire sale prices.

 
 
Comment by Hwy50ina49Dodge
2008-12-06 12:43:06

NAR’s 2009 ad campaign:

“Buy now…while you still have a verified job…with a verified income!” ;-)

1.25 million jobs lost in three months:

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-fi-jobs6-2008dec06,0,4730207.story

 
Comment by Kurt
2008-12-06 13:44:56

I keep saying, there is no bottom. We are looking at anarchy. It will take some time - about 5 years, but it will happen. Somebody give me a good counter argument — you can’t. So, why argue about inflation or deflation or foreclosures or any of this stuff?

Comment by nhz
2008-12-06 13:58:07

maybe those who argue are the people who are still saving to escape out of the USSA in time, and need to be right about what their money will be worth?

who knows in five years, maybe Zimbabwe or Argentina has a thriving economy again ;-)

 
Comment by joeyinCalif
2008-12-06 14:19:35

Most of us understand that it can be quite unnerving to witness an economic downturn for the very first time, but please try to control yourself. You’re frightening the children.

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:46:37

LOL @ joey. Stop, you’re killing me!

The first-timers are sooooooooo cute, you just want to hug them till they die. Then, you can cut them up for burgers.

 
 
Comment by mobin_kali
2008-12-06 14:29:20

I’ll be watching the anarchy from my 50″ HDTV, can’t wait!

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:43:25

ROTFLMAO

 
 
 
Comment by clue
2008-12-06 14:28:12

“Cutting nominal rates to zero and quantitative easing will not be inflationary as long as the virtually unbounded liquidity preference of the private sector persists. These measures will become inflationary as soon as normalcy returns and liquidity is, once again, just viewed as food for the faint-hearted. At that point, there has to be a swift reversal of the quantitative easing and an increase in short nominal interest rates, sufficient to reduce the real demand for base money to a level consistent with the remaining outstanding nominal stock at the prevailing price level. That will be a fun exercise.”

from Willem Buiter’s, maverecon.ft

~~

this is going to be an excorcism, those are not by definition fun.

Comment by hoz
2008-12-06 15:14:07

“Then did Solomon build an high place for Chemosh, the abomination of Moab, in the hill that is before Jerusalem, and for Molech, the abomination of the children of Ammon.”

from Wikipedia

“…It has traditionally been understood to mean burning children alive to the god Moloch….”
Exorcism

The key is “as soon as normalcy returns”. It is not in the US government’s interest to have normalcy return for a while. Is the US acting in a deliberately destabilizing manner? China thinks so.

Comment by clue
2008-12-06 15:25:53

Is Japan acting in a destabilizing manner?

IS the defense of US interests the destabalizing force, or is the Yuan peg the source of economic destablilization behind the great wall of paper?

US paper has built the wall, and it was welcomed by the Chinese.

 
 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 15:14:18

This is just a fancy way of saying that this is “monetizing PAST inflation” not “creating FUTURE inflation”.

That’s why Japan had two lost decades, and we’re gonna join them.

Comment by clue
2008-12-06 15:33:28

No we wont, monetary and fiscal policy is in motion so quickly that inflation expectations can be achieved in a very short time frame.

Some time in the near future, I certainly cannot say when, my own inflation expectations will be met. When they are exceeded another panic may begin.

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 17:08:39

We shall see.

I don’t think you fully estimate how much deflationary ammo has been built into the system since 1983.

There is a serious amount of protection that has been underwritten in the derivatives market’s against exactly the kind of policy that the Fed is trying to pursue.

If they push in one direction, the other side explodes, and they have to bail out the counterparty. If they do nothing (= deflation), the other side explodes anyway.

They know this, BTW.

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Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-07 00:31:55

Do they know their policies have fostered all these stupid side bets on their inane counterproductive gambling encouragement activities? At some point, everyone is trying to make a buck by guessing the Fed’s next move, rather than doing anything productive. And at a later point, the fallout from encouraging so much unproductive gambling activity will affect everyone (and I think we may be there already).

 
 
Comment by Silverback1011
2008-12-06 18:51:49

Then, buy gold ? LOLOLOL.

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Comment by clue
2008-12-06 18:59:14

So, here we all are.

A new Chinese Wall built by USG paper.
A destabalized global economic environment.
and
A debtor nation with the reserve currency status that is clearly engaging in quantitative easing with participants expectations squarely in deflation/disinflation.

I’ll add. The shock and awe rate cutting will now focus on the ECB and the UK who are also about to get caught blinking excessively…behind the curve.

no tickee,
no laundry.

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:17:02

It’s the Global Race Towards Zero™

Not that it matters. The participants can’t afford the debt load anyway. LOL

Comment by clue
2008-12-06 20:23:05

(___o___)

thats me mooning you.

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Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:24:48

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Comment by exeter
2008-12-06 20:28:47

beautiful!

 
Comment by clue
2008-12-06 20:30:30

*caption

The benevolent fist of government.

 
Comment by exeter
2008-12-06 20:49:18

lmao. boo hoo.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by GoDolphins
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:09:38

This is soooooooooooooooo three weeks ago. ;-)

 
 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 17:47:25

Faster! Where are you?

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 18:25:42

I’z here, Mizz Scarlett.

Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 18:57:28

Oh, goody, because I wanted to ask you how your mushroomy efforts was proceeding, and to tell you that I’m wearing a Santa hat, and to ask you if YOU have a Santa hat…hey, what religion are you, anyway?

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:19:50

I now know what an Amanita (= mushroom of death) is.

BTW, would you mind posting the names of the books again? I lost my piece of paper. :-(

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Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:21:17

My posts don’t show up either.

What’s going on, Benjamin?!?

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Comment by clue
2008-12-06 19:22:01

I wonder sometimes if everyone here is insane. And then I find myself wondering what Mrs. Clue would wood look like if she came home and all I had on was pumpkin pie spice and a Santa hat:9

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Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:23:25

Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?!?

Just guessing but it’s a good guess. Especially if the pumpkin pie was homemade.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 19:35:23

‘And then I find myself wondering what Mrs. Clue would wood look like if she came home and all I had on was pumpkin pie spice and a Santa hat:9′

Curious. Because I have often wondered that very thing, myself.
* solemn Olyface, before busting up and falling off the chair*

Hey, you know what? YOU started it.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:36:56

I forgot to mention that if you stick a “free” Euro-shopping coupon on to your hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, you’ll be getting the love of your life. ;-)

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 19:00:59

(Oh, fer Chris*akes, does Be*n have a filter on EVERYTHING I post?! Probably all because earlier I demanded an HBB Be*efcake calendar. )

Anyway, goody! Because I wanted to know how your mushro*omy things are pro*ceeding, and tell you I have a Sa*nta Hat on, and to ask if YOU have a San*ta hat on, and….sayyyyy. What rel*)igion ARE you, anyway?

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:22:20

As I posted above, with Benjamin Jones III’s filters and all, I know know what an “amanita” is.

Could you post those book names again? Thanks.

 
 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 19:07:07

…so, I was going to tell you how this afternoon I hauled out a pretty charcoaal grey longcoat I got long ago and I extracted the shoulder pads and then sewed it back up, because I want to wear it this legilslative session, and then how I subsquently ate a cube of butter so I can grow b00bs, because legislators seem to love b00bs, alsmot as much as they love greaet-coats.

(test)

Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 19:16:51

Yeah, well, theyir we go! I aisn’t never goin ter spell anything correct again! Deil with that, fiylters!

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:24:40

Those posts are never showing up.

Can you post the names of the mushroom books again? Thanks.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:28:04

Can you post the names of the mushroom books again?

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:32:33

The word m*shroom sets off the filt_r.

C*n you post the names of the ’shroom books again?

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:34:49

I give up on this post f*lter. There’s no way to get through.

Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 19:49:32

I agree. We must exchange emails. At midnight, with briefcases delivered by scarred men, and they must be wearing gloves, and under a bridge of some sort.
Sigh. I just don’t see any way around it.
But of course, we must still post most of our secret correspondence here. So everyone can see how darling we are.

Haaaaaa! * falls off chair again*
Oh, gosh, you know what? I amost hit my head on a giant brass swan, that time.

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Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:50:50

cba DOT fed AT gmail DOT com

I give up, I give up, I do.

I need a beer (or seven.)

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:52:20

The beer post went through!

WTF?!?

You can’t mention the f_lt_r because it knows that you are talking about it but you can talk about pr0n and beer.

Unbelievable!

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 19:57:36

‘I amost hit my head on a giant brass swan, that time.’

No, really…look, it’s a long story. It’s not a metaphor thingie, whossname, it really IS a giant brass swan, right here by my little wooden rickety desk with half of the drawers painted red, and I didn’t even ask for it, is the thing. Normally it turns out that I once asked for what ends up blighting my life–just as Freudian as you’d please–but in this case, I didn’t. I did not request this swan, it just sort of barged in.
Oh, look, whatEVER. I’m starving and must go eat noodles. We can argue about who causes what, later.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 20:07:36

‘You can’t mention the f_lt_r because it knows that you are talking about it but you can talk about pr0n and beer.

Unbelievable!’

Appalling, is what I call it! (hiccupr)
Hey, where’s my brass swan post? I fancy that it was Fre*udian.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:14:06

Did you read my post about Mrs. Clue Euro-shopping-coupon? ;-)

Pass the beer, comrade! Don’t bogart it.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:18:21

I wonder if Benjamin Jones XXVII is on the sauce.

Where are the freakin’ posts, I ask, where are the freakin’ posts?

 
Comment by clue
2008-12-06 20:19:51

its official, Im insane. Wearing only pumpkin pie spice, a tiny Santa hat, and looking forward to trying the Brass Swan later.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:23:15

W00t!!!!!!!!!!

Go, clue, go!!! We’re all rootin’ for you.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 20:23:58

‘Did you read my post about Mrs. Clue Euro-shopping-coupon?’

Ergh, wha..? Oh, my goodness! I missed it *hirrcupy sort of thing* I must go check. Can’t miss THAT…

 
Comment by clue
2008-12-06 20:24:30

I just mooned you. look up.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:26:18

Look again at the reply, buddy boy. ;-)

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 20:26:57

‘its official, Im insane. Wearing only pumpkin pie spice, a tiny Santa hat, and looking forward to trying the Brass Swan later.’

Look. Quit being so coy and myste*rious. YOU know you want to show us. IIIIII know I want to see, because I happen to love and approve of all things San*ta-Clau*sy.

So let’s go, clu*ey! W00t! Get out the cam*era-phone and lessee the pun*kin!

 
Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 20:28:05

Sounds like Mrs. Clue is getting an early Christmas present. :)

 
Comment by clue
2008-12-06 20:29:25

ok I just got filtered. and its a lot harder to read than your post.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:29:59

Sounds like Mr & Mrs. Clue are BOTH getting an early Christmas present.

I love “happy endings”. I do. *wipes away tear*

 
Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 20:32:00

FPSS,

I do also. Love those happy endings. Mr. and Mrs. Clue are very lucky to have each other. :)

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:39:54

Not happy endings, daaahlink, “happy endings”.

But those tend to go together so I forgive you for the misunderstanding. ;-)

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 20:41:11

‘I love “happy endings”. I do. *wipes away tear*’

What I love about you is your tender heart and generous spirit.*
And so, for you, here’s a hanky, available from my left-hand shirt-sleeve. *Blows nose loudly upon said hanky *

* No, really.

 
Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 20:51:55

FPSS,

My mind is fuzzy right now.

What do you mean by Not happy endings, daaahlink, “happy endings”.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:55:27

I can’t believe you live in SF!!! You’re a disgrace to that city. Ask your gay friends to translate. ;-)

 
Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 21:11:32

Hangs head. I read the whole post between you and clue and now I get it. Dang, just too much fresh air today and not enough coffee. :)

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 21:17:44

LOL

All my “serious” posts have been wiped out in this absurdly delightful exchange but that’s the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. One must go with the flow. ;-)

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 21:32:33

‘Ask your gay friends to translate.’

Let’s all forgive each other our gaucheries, and then go seek out gay friends to translate. They know everything, and are willing to explain. Where would we all be, without gay friends? prolly still hanging out in the jungle, with ugly shoes. *

* That was rhetorical.
Actually, you know what, I don’t KNOW where we’d be. I’m just makin’ stuff up, here.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 21:59:51

We’d be without killer martinis, that’s where we’d be!

I thought you and I already had this discussion but maybe you OD’d on mushrooms and/or beer, and forgot everything.

 
 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 19:49:34

Oly, if you see this, and the magnanimous flt*er let’s it get through, can you remind me of the names of the mushr*om books again?

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Comment by clue
2008-12-06 20:46:25

well, it wasnt as happy as I would have liked.

after she came home, I was told “I am not going to eat your pumpkin pie post because there is no whipped topping or brass swans on the side.”

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:47:59

If only you had stuck the free Euro-shopping coupon where I told you to ……

 
Comment by clue
2008-12-06 20:48:12

ok seriously….you two can talk about your mushroom and I wont get in the middle of it.

 
Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 20:49:44

Ohhhhhhhh clue.

At least you tried. :)

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 20:52:37

Hmmmm. *effortfully applies a studious and wise face *
You betcher! Lessee, is ummmm….
New Savory Mushroom Thingies?
That was one?
The other one is in my car. I leave that one there for if I spot a mushroom and have to screech my car to a stop, but I don’t carry it about in my briefcase or in my purse because it’s too heavy. Now, don’t ask me to walk out the door and into my garage. It’s dark. We have a forest thingie out here. Not one street-light anywhere.
How about I tell you tomorrow?

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 20:53:49

LOL

But seriously, I love clue (= vozzie). He’s made me a lot of money and/or saved me money (which is the same thing.)

There’s a saying about only teasing the people you love or some such …

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 20:59:50

‘…after she came home, I was told “I am not going to eat your pumpkin pie post because there is no whipped topping or brass swans on the side.”

Well! I ask you! That’s just cruel, is what I think. Allowances should definitely be made, here during the Holiday Season, is what I think.
On the other hand, you really should have had some whipped topping handy. I mean, doesn’t every prepared person always, always have some whipped topping ready?
I mean, there’s like a freakin’ badge for ‘Whipped Cream Preparedness’; everybody knows THAT.
Right?

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 21:03:54

Naah, we’ll just teach him to get some unhomogenized milk (they sell that these days) and he can make up some fancy whipped cream for Mrs. Clue.

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 21:08:42

you two can talk about your mushroom

We’d rather talk about what Mrs. Clue did with your mushroom, wouldn’t we, Oly? ;-)

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 21:14:25

‘We’d rather talk about what Mrs. Clue did with your mushroom, wouldn’t we, Oly? ‘

What?! No! ‘We’ want to talk about whipped cream and mushrooms and arcane practices! Jeeze, man! I want a BADGE, here! *grumbles, rolls eyes at mysterious brass swan*

 
Comment by dude
2008-12-06 21:17:23

I sincerely thank you all for that entertaining thread.

I seldom read the blog in the evening on weekends. I guess now I know where the party is!

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 21:24:34

‘There’s a saying about only teasing the people you love or some such …’

That part’s true.

 
Comment by clue
2008-12-06 21:36:46

in stitches.
in tears of laughter…

thanks.

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-07 00:36:06

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Testing, one, two, three…

 
Comment by CA renter
2008-12-07 05:14:02

LOL! :)

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 20:47:45

Okay weather gods.

Please send rain this way. I love the rain. I love listening to the rain when it hits the roof or skylight. I love the smell of rain. I love the dark clouds gathering over the hills. I love the winds that come with the rain. I love when thunder and lightening come with the rain storms. HIGH PRESSURE go away. I want to go for a walk at the beach while it’s raining, I want to watch the waves come crashing over the pier. I want it to be cold, wet and miserable.

I plead, please let it rain, let it rain, let it rain.

Amen

Comment by dude
2008-12-06 21:06:27

…and Amen.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 21:08:57

That was a very nice prayer. A beautiful prayer, almost a hymn.
I know a super good prayer when I hear it. So, I must ask, what are you doing all the ways away from the rain, SoBayGal?
Oh, and didn’t you used to live in Allyn? Rainy? Rain…rain?
Maybe you better get back here, because you sound like you are thirsty for: A. Really. Good. Rain.
:)

PS. Remember, the God always listens. YOU may not know what He looks like, but He always has kept track of you. :)

Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 21:17:53

Olygal,

Thank you for the compliment. Yes I did live in Allyn for a brief time with my ex-husband. His family lived in Allyn also. I was also stationed at Ft Lewis.

I do like the rain, just in moderate doses. Where I live, I feel we get just the right amount of rain, fog, sunny days, and wind. As Goldilocks says “just right.”

Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 21:25:46

Okay. If that’s what you would like to think, I won’t argue.

:)

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Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 21:26:54

You and FPSS are sweeties. A big hug and kiss to the both of you.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 21:37:24

Oh, if only. ‘Cept he’s fifty-eleven states away. I counted on my digits.
Still, I thank you for the good thoughts, and I also wish you lots of rain. Lots and lots and lots of rain…

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 21:57:14

“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow”

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 22:26:55

“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow”

So, are you wearing a Santa hat, or are you NOT?! *violent gesture! *

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 22:31:19

I’m wearing a Santa hat in all the right places.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 22:47:14

Hahahahah! What a thought. Do they make them that size?

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 22:48:21

I mean that in a good way. :0

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 23:00:12

Do they make them that size?

Sure. You just take a regular hat and … alley-oop! It works. ;-)

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 23:08:08

I…uh….I have no response to that. I think I might even be blushing. Where’s my camera? My mom will want to see this.

 
 
 
Comment by reuven
2008-12-06 22:19:27

Well, he may listen if you pray in a language He understands, like Hebrew!

Here’s the Jewish prayer for rain, translated in English:

http://www.ou.org/chagim/shmini-simchat/geshem.htm

 
 
 
Comment by clue
2008-12-06 22:14:08

These frags go up to 11.

11. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?”
– Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10 . “What the @#$% was that?”
– Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. “Where did all these @#$%ing Indians come from?”
– Custer, 1877
8. “A @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”
– Einstein, 1938
7. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!”
– Picasso, 1926
6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?”
– Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”
– Michelangelo, 1566
4. “Where the @#$% are we?”
– Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”
– Noah, 4314 BC
2. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”
– Bill Clinton, 1998
1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @%#*^ing mad.”
– Saddam Hussein, 2003
honorable mention:

“What the @#$% do you mean, we’re out of cash?”
– Robert Rubin, 2008

hat tip, mp.

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 22:20:26

“What the @#$% do you mean that there are derivatives written against inflating the money supply?”

- Ben Bernanke, 2010

Comment by clue
2008-12-06 22:29:19

“What the @#$% do you mean, ‘What the @#$% do I mean?’ ”

It depends on what your definition of @#$%, is.

 
Comment by clue
2008-12-06 22:32:04

seriously, Im donning the santa hat, grabbing the whipped topping and going to @#$%in bed.

We still do that in, you know… @#$% in Oregon.

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 22:36:54

It all depends on what your definition of @#$% is. ;-)

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Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 22:49:29

Well, where’s the PUMPKIN. I’m still waiting for the photos, you know.

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Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 22:54:57

I believe it was pumpkin spice not Pumpkin :)

 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 22:55:04

PUMPKIN SPICE not pumpkin and a SANTA HAT.

This is going to be good.

 
 
 
 
Comment by dude
2008-12-06 22:31:56

Very funny Voz, thanks for that.

 
 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 22:59:29

I’m going to bed, too. Although I’m not bringing any whipped cream with me, unlike that debauched ‘clue’ fellow. I’m saving MY whipped cream for virtuous coffee. *virtuous sniff*
I’m only going to bring my big fluffy socks, is all, in case my feeties get cold, and maybe a Bible. Oh, and a small handgun, for under the pillow, because there’s a bunch of noises out there. Probably only raccoons, but you never know.

Goodnight, fasty, if you see this. Tonight was great fun. :)

Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 23:01:28

Okay, I changed my mind, because I see that you, fasty, and you, sobaygal, are going to talk about pumpkin spice and Santa hats. I’ll stay up for THAT, for sure.

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 23:11:17

In honor of this momentous occasion, I will unleash my hazelnut gelato (not home-made) with my hazelnut biscotti (home-made.)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 23:13:33

No, no! Stop! Stop, man!

Okay, don’t…keep going.

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Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 23:18:07

It’s too late.

The hazelnut beast has been released.

It’s funny because I don’t actually have a sweet tooth. Rare but true.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 23:03:17

It’s barely 11am on a Saturday night.

Lawd lady, you OLD now! ;-)

 
Comment by Chip
2008-12-07 00:25:26

OG - A Glock single-stack .45ACP will serve you better, IMO (non-professional opinion). In my limited experience, most women are afraid of the recoil from large-caliber handguns. When you are scared and shooting at a human being, recoil is the last thing you notice and you are very unlikely to drop the gun from your now-iron grip - quite different from your day at the indoor range. I recommend you go for stopping power. This is not professional advice, just personal opinion relative to a fellow blogger. [bold] Always consult a professional first. [bold]

I will refrain from noting how many 401(k) holders are totally screwed because they sought the advice of a professional - that would be just too tacky and I will not do it.

 
 
Comment by SanFranciscoBayAreaGal
2008-12-06 23:07:14

Good night Oly and FPSS

Sweet dreams.

Tonight was fun for me too.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 23:09:59

Okay, Fasty, are you still here for just a few minutes? It’s LATE where you are, I can tell you later.

Comment by Faster Pussycat, Sell Sell
2008-12-06 23:14:41

Yeah, read the hazelnut biscotti stuff above.

I hate this f*lt_r.

Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 23:18:19

F*lt_r’s are stupid!

I have no biscotti, so I really am going to bed now and this time I mean it, as the overall brilliance of the repartee this night has just plain worn me out, and also I may be getting a cold. But first I’m going to give you a gift, and that gift is ‘A Merry Holiday Reason to Giggle Loudly’.
So here it is:
My real true name is ‘Gabriel’. Huh? Huh? Yeah! I use a shortened version, of course, in daily life.
That’s funny!
Yes, I know. You would think a Mormon mom would know that that particular angel was a BOY angel, but you’d be wrong, or else she’s just bad with personal pronouns. That could very well be, she never did seem that alert for a lot of the ‘Oh, look, it’s the whole entire f*ookin’ world passing by us’ events.

And I don’t want to talk about it anymore. Even if I do like trumpets and doom.

Oh, whatever! Well, shut UP! I bet your real name is worse. I bet it’s ‘Ezekiel’ or ‘Moses II’ or something. So kiss my angelic bum, Mr. ‘Disrespectful of Heaven Man’.

 
Comment by Olympiagal
2008-12-06 23:21:49

Well, I SENT my post, with a stupid, tired, and shy giggle.
It’ll prolly get there tomorrow, when you’re not looking.

This IS a stupid f*lt_r. I must agree.

Anyway, yes; I hope you eat a lot of tasty biscotti and then have super good dreams tonight.
Good night.

:)

 
 
 
Comment by reuven
2008-12-07 00:10:05

Here’s a sob story for you, from the Des Moines Register:

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081123/NEWS/811230325/-1/ENT05

The Horror! This poor woman will have to go back to renting!

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-07 00:55:14

The dreaded “D” word rears its ugly head a lot lately…it must be high time for more stimulus.

US Jobs Data Shifts Blogs’ Focus To Depression From Recession
Dow Jones
December 05, 2008: 03:26 PM EST

NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Bloggers labeled this economic slowdown a recession months ago. Now some have shifted their sights to the dreaded “D” word.

November’s U.S. employment data have prompted many strategists and market observers in the blogosphere to wonder whether this recession will ultimately turn into a depression. Even though the recession is officially a year old, more than half a million jobs lost in November signals the downturn may get worse before it gets better as the labor market faces headwinds from virtually every sector of the U.S. economy.

“Today’s employment report begs the question of whether the meltdown we’re experiencing should be called a Depression,” Robert Reich, former secretary of labor and professor at the University of California at Berkeley, wrote on his blog Friday. “When FDR took office in 1933, one out of four American workers was jobless. We’re not there yet, but we’re trending in that direction.”

 
Comment by Professor Bear
2008-12-07 01:10:03

The Fed is going to need to print like mad to inflate themselves out of this pickle.

Inflation pressures fall to 47-year low: ECRI
Friday, December 5, 2008; 9:41 AM

NEW YORK (Reuters) - U.S. inflation pressures fell in November to their lowest in more than 47 years, pulled down by broad-based disinflationary moves, a research group said on Friday.

The Economic Cycle Research Institute’s U.S. Future Inflation Gauge (USFIG), designed to anticipate cyclical swings in the rate of inflation, slipped to 88.5 in November from 92.7 in October, which was revised from 95.5.

The reading was the lowest since February 1961, when it stood at 87.2 according to ECRI data.

 
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