August 8, 2014

Bits Bucket for August 8, 2014

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Comment by Amy Hoax
Comment by Combotechie
2014-08-08 04:32:08

Is this the part of the article that should cause me to weep?:

“When a borrower’s payment schedule changes, his or her monthly payments could go up by 50%, Becker said. If you haven’t planned for it, the increase could be a budget-buster. And that’s what some in the industry — and regulators — worry about.”

Comment by oxide
2014-08-08 05:05:13

Not if you can do this! :grin:

““Borrowers concerned about a HELOC reset can try to refinance into a new home-equity line, oftentimes with another lender, to restart the clock on interest-only payments rather than interest and principal,”

 
Comment by rms
2014-08-08 06:18:39

“And that’s what some in the industry — and regulators — worry about.”

+1 We need another round of HELOCs to “juice” the economy, and add the mortgage origination fees on to the back-end of the new mortgages. ‘Merica,,, phuc yeah!

 
 
Comment by goon squad
2014-08-08 05:27:08

A nation of broke @ss loosers

 
Comment by rms
2014-08-08 06:26:29

“If you have a 10-year draw period, you may have forgotten that you will be hit by a payment [increase],” he said.

Gawd, their chit is thick and really stinks!

 
Comment by Amy Hoax
2014-08-08 07:34:51

Linked from my twitter page this week, what kind of home are you?

http://marketing.realtor.com/homequiz/

I’m a castle. So looks like I won’t be moving anytime soon.

Comment by Housing Analyst
2014-08-08 10:28:46

Underwater shanty.

 
Comment by Whac-A-Bubble™
2014-08-08 18:36:25

Faux chateau

 
 
 
Comment by azdude
2014-08-08 05:10:06

I assume a lot of people are kicking tires again this weekend?

Comment by goon squad
2014-08-08 05:31:08

Just renewed my lease for another year, and have *ALL* of my housing expenses plotted on the spreadsheet for the next 12 months.

Loanowners can’t do that.

Comment by scdave
2014-08-08 08:17:38

Loanowners can’t do that ??

Why Not ??

Comment by goon squad
2014-08-08 08:36:26

Repairs, maintenance, and the opportunity cost of time wasted on the unpredictable activities associated with loanownership are incalculable.

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Comment by sleepless_near_seattle
2014-08-08 09:52:47

Mountain biking and rafting slated for this weekend.

Oh, but I do have to meet with the landlord to sign the new lease and have her pay to clean the windows, fix the AC, trim the fauna out back, yada, yada. Should take me 10 mins. Her time commitment is currently incalculable.

 
Comment by oxide
2014-08-08 10:09:47

trim the fauna

Rabbits going at it like rabbits, eh?

 
Comment by sleepless_near_seattle
2014-08-08 10:39:05

Haha, oops, the other fauna.

 
Comment by Overbanked
2014-08-08 16:21:42

Rats?

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by oxide
2014-08-08 05:31:22

I’m just posting this for the website:

Study: Best Place to Buy Furniture
IKEA vs Target vs Walmart

Best Furniture for the Price: Walmart
Best Furniture for Small Spaces: IKEA
Best Furniture for the Money: Target

http://www.creditdonkey.com/buy-furniture.html

Comment by Albuquerquedan
2014-08-08 05:47:51

Best place for Swedish meatballs and chocolate cake cheap at a furniture store: IKEA.

 
Comment by goon squad
2014-08-08 05:49:23

Credit Donkey? Seriously?

A nation of broke @ss loosers

Comment by Albuquerquedan
2014-08-08 05:55:32

Actually, when my nephew was injured years ago in Iraq, I visited him at Walter Reed and stayed at suburb of D.C. and had an IKEA very close to me. Could even be the one close to Oxide.

 
 
Comment by Housing Analyst
2014-08-08 06:22:10

Donk… how much did you pay for your shack?

Comment by azdude
2014-08-08 14:51:37

S H E E P

Comment by Housing Analyst
2014-08-08 16:33:28

Roseville, CA Housing Prices Sink 4% YoY; Prices Reductions Balloon 130% As Demand Collapses

http://www.movoto.com/roseville-ca/market-trends/

Falling housing prices is positively bullish and good for the economy!

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Comment by azdude
2014-08-08 17:03:22

your data is rubbish.

 
Comment by Housing Analyst
2014-08-08 17:07:19

Get on board and spread the word.

 
Comment by Housing Analyst
2014-08-08 17:10:18

La Mesa CA Housing Prices crater 5% YoY; Seller Price Reductions Skyrocket 75%

http://www.movoto.com/la-mesa-ca/market-trends/

Spread the word!~

 
 
 
 
Comment by shendi
2014-08-08 06:47:06

Aren’t you supposed to say that the list is for renters only?

It does say something if you are buying furniture for your house from these places. I thought that living in East USA was elite.

Comment by oxide
2014-08-08 10:20:47

IKEA is supposed to be “temporary” furniture until you can afford the good stuff. Of course, it’s never temporary. East coast living IS elite. They buy their stuff at IKEA new instead of fishing it out of the dumpster. :razz:

Some of the stuff at Wayfair online is as good and as expensive as any furniture store. My plan is to work on the house itself, and when it comes time for real furniture, I will find an Ebay jockey. Those boomers are leaving behind more than houses.

 
 
Comment by snake charmer
2014-08-08 07:19:25

A couple of years ago, my wife and I wrote up a shopping list and went to IKEA. After a few minutes in the maze of the store layout, I realized I had left the list in the car, but simply getting out of the building (I gather that this is part of the charm) was an ordeal. I might have walked a few miles. It took half an hour for me to return.

Comment by sleepless_near_seattle
2014-08-08 08:04:22

simply getting out of the building (I gather that this is part of the charm) was an ordeal.

Yes, that’s all according to plan.

Roaches check in, but they don’t check out! :-)

Comment by Oddfellow
2014-08-08 08:42:21

I always wonder what the fire marshal thinks about purposely-designed mazes of shelves with no obvious or direct way out. They seem like a disaster waiting to happen. Family Dollar also has them down to an art.

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Comment by rms
2014-08-08 13:36:25

“I always wonder what the fire marshal thinks about purposely-designed mazes of shelves with no obvious or direct way out. They seem like a disaster waiting to happen.”

+1 Good point!

 
 
Comment by snake charmer
2014-08-08 08:43:04

I would turn a corner, and then another corner, and another. Showroom after showroom after showroom. No windows, either. I was following a yellow line on the floor, like the string Ariadne gave to Theseus in the myth, but rather than lead me out of the labyrinth it led me in deeper.

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Comment by sleepless_near_seattle
2014-08-08 09:38:37

I was trapped there once behind a sea of about 30 people. Everyone was laughing at how ridiculous it all was.

You have to look for the “Shortcut to: ” signs tucked (mostly out of view, in small print) in certain corners. Still doesn’t lead to a direct exit but it allows you to avoid most of the store. I just avoid the store completely now…

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Albuquerquedan
2014-08-08 05:44:47

Need to get my China comments in early. Despite this country being a nation of broke @ss loosers, China is having no trouble increasing its exports and its trade surplus:

http://usa.chinadaily.com.cn/business/2014-08/08/content_18276083.htm

Comment by Oddfellow
2014-08-08 07:42:15

¨Need to get my China comments in early. ¨

Why?

 
 
Comment by Albuquerquedan
2014-08-08 05:49:08

Excerpt about the China’s trade surplus:

Trade surplus for July reached an all-time high of $47.3 billion, soaring by around 170 percent from the previous year, up 50 percent from June, the data showed.

 
Comment by Albuquerquedan
2014-08-08 05:53:16

http://usa.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2014-08/07/content_18269120.htm

People in the Bay Area better rent, the Chinese are playing your game.

 
Comment by Albuquerquedan
2014-08-08 05:59:27

Have about three comments about China coming but will post this last one. The China’s housing market has reached one of those states we are all familiar with, the buyers will not buy at the present prices and the sellers will not lower their prices. Major difference between the two countries is that Chinese wages are growing at 10% per year not 2%. Affordability can be restored in a reasonable time.

Comment by Albuquerquedan
2014-08-08 06:21:53

The articles not posting are about China’s trade surplus hitting a record high and another successful IPO for a Chinese high tech. Another company which sounds like it is straight out of Silicon Valley.

 
Comment by RioAmericanInBrasil
2014-08-08 06:33:08

Have about three comments about China coming

ADD dan, Thank you for always warning us. We get worried when you post and it has not posted yet.

 
Comment by Whac-A-Bubble™
2014-08-08 06:38:13

“Major difference between the two countries is that Chinese wages are growing at 10% per year not 2%.”

I wonder how long that will last once their construction industry has fully tanked?

 
Comment by Dguy
2014-08-08 06:44:48

China had to weaken the Yuan to save their industries, which are barely squeeking by on the slimmest of profit margins. I guess they’re too weak to compete without a favorable exchange rate, just like the Japanese and Koreans. Someday the Yuan will replace the dollar. Suuuuure.

Comment by Whac-A-Bubble™
2014-08-08 06:46:10

But meanwhile, China wages will continue to grow at a double-digit rate FOREVER.

 
 
 
Comment by Albuquerquedan
2014-08-08 06:01:58

Breaking news we are bombing ISIS artillery.

Comment by goon squad
2014-08-08 06:06:32

Just another day for this Nobel Peace Prize president

 
 
Comment by Albuquerquedan
2014-08-08 06:08:25

Going country for Obama:

I`m back in the Iraq again
Out where a friend is a enemy
Where the camels feed
On the lowly gypsum weed
Back in Iraq again

Ridin` the range once more
Totin` my old .44
Where you sleep out every night
And the only law is right
Back in Iraq again

Whoopi-Goldberg-aye-oh
Rockin` to and fro
Back in Iraq again
Whoopi Goldberg-aye-yay
I go my way
Back in Iraq again

Comment by Albuquerquedan
2014-08-08 06:09:34

“an enemy” for Oxide

Comment by oxide
2014-08-08 10:28:32

I don’t recall needing enemies, I have enough already thankyou.
Or did the autocorrect bring up my name?

 
 
Comment by Albuquerquedan
2014-08-08 06:15:00

I was hoping China articles would post but another excerpt:

BEIJING - China’s export volume was stronger than expected in July due to recovering external demand, with the monthly trade surplus hitting an all-time high, according to new customs data published on Friday.

Last month, exports surged 14.5 percent from the previous year reaching $212.9 billion, while imports dropped 1.6 percent to $165.6 billion, the General Administration of Customs (GAC) said in a statement.

The export growth rate more than doubled from the 7.2-percent rise seen in June. It’s the fastest rate of growth in more than a year

Also I would like to revise my song:

Going country for Obama:

I`m back in the Iraq again
Out where a friend is an enemy
Where the camels feed
On the lowly gypsum weed
Back in Iraq again

Ridin` the range once more
Totin` my old .44
Where you sleep out every night
And the only law is might
Back in Iraq again

Whoopi-Goldberg-aye-oh
Rockin` to and fro
Back in Iraq again
Whoopi Goldberg-aye-yay
I go my way
Back in Iraq again

Comment by RioAmericanInBrasil
2014-08-08 10:41:27

Out where a friend is an enemy

Dude you’re clueless about math and patterns. Count the syllables if your going to “re-write” a song. “Out where a friend is a friend” does not equal Out where a friend is an enemy etc etc line by line.

“Step 2: Rewrite your section in syllable format. Split your words into their syllables.”

“Syllables” are the number (#) of speech sounds a word has when you say it.

Car has 1 word sound (1 syllable).
Party has 2 syllables (par-ty).
Exterminator has 5 syllables (ex-ter-min-a-tor).
The sentence, “John went to the ex-ter-min-a-tor”, has 9 syllables.

http://www.learneverythingabout.com/lyrics/songwriter_exercises/songwriter_rhythm.html

Comment by rms
2014-08-08 13:41:16

“Count the syllables if your going to “re-write” a song.”

How about, “you’re?” :)

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Comment by Whac-A-Bubble™
2014-08-08 06:40:25

Thanks for another lame, off-topic, racist post. Where did you crib that?

 
 
Comment by rms
2014-08-08 06:22:06

I just ran my credit score last night; it’s now under 800. Here’s their reasoning and remedy:

You have no recent activity from a non-mortgage installment loan.

Your credit report shows no recent non-mortgage installment loans (such as auto or student loans). This might be because you have no open installment loans, or because the lender has not recently reported information about this account. Having an installment loan, in combination with other credit accounts, demonstrates that you are able to manage a variety of credit types.

What to do about this: Although the credit inquiry associated with opening an installment loan may lower your score in the short term, you might consider opening an installment loan. Opening and responsibly managing an installment loan will demonstrate your ability to handle different types of credit.

Comment by goon squad
2014-08-08 06:25:15

my auto insurance policy specifically cites my lack of a mortgage loan in my credit report as a factor in determining rates.

Comment by rms
2014-08-08 06:29:21

No mortgage, no revolving debt; freedom.

 
 
Comment by Dguy
2014-08-08 06:53:23

I got denied a credit card because I didn’t have a credit card to show that I knew how to make credit card payments. Paying cash for everything, including my cars, wasn’t good enough for them. Finally my bank gave me a card after they checked my account to see how much money I had saved from being a lifetime renter. But if I had ten other cards maxed to the limit, I could probably easily get ten more. No wonder the banks are messed up.

Comment by Bluto
2014-08-08 10:50:01

I was denied my first card by Wells Fargo in my youth (1980’s) despite having a very good job and $10K in my WF savings account…they would not even do a secured card w/ a $500 limit. Asked my credit union for the same deal and they had no problem with that and have got all my banking business since, will never do business w/ Wells Fargo again and it was very foolish of them to blow off a young customer they might keep for another 50 years or so.

 
 
Comment by oxide
2014-08-08 07:53:38

I should probably it offensive that we have to use credit to get credit, but for some reason I don’t. I think it’s pretty well known by now that everyone should have revolving credit, even if they barely use it, and it’s a game that two can play.

I pay about $20 a year to maintain credit cards. Financing my car cost about in $500 total finance charges. Several times I deliberately did not pay off my credit cards every month, to avoid being flagged as a deadbeat. In return for pretending to be poorer than I was, I got a high FICO which gave me the best rate on my mortgage, which saves far more than I paid in total finance charges.

With a little finagling it’s easy for anyone to maintain a high FICO with very little credit activity or fees. I think that the only advantage to NOT having a credit card is the privacy/freedom of not having any information in the system. That’s a choice for homesteaders and go-timers, and I have tremendous respect for that. But since my car, my house, and my body are no longer spring chickens and are all subject to deterioration, I’d rather be at least somewhat plugged in.

Comment by goon squad
2014-08-08 08:04:45

“my body are no longer spring chickens”

Another weekend elbow deep on the mulch plantation?

Comment by Housing Analyst
2014-08-08 08:56:29

Lolz

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Comment by Dguy
2014-08-08 08:42:44

Oxide, not fully paying off the credit card bill sounds like a good idea - the banks need to think they can gouge you with high interest rates before they will give you a good credit rating. I don’t plan on needing a loan any time soon, but for some reason car insurance is cheaper if you have a good credit score.

Comment by rms
2014-08-08 13:45:15

“I don’t plan on needing a loan any time soon, but for some reason car insurance is cheaper if you have a good credit score.”

+1 Your college degree also gets you lower insurance rates.

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Comment by Dguy
2014-08-08 06:39:32

The President says he won’t send in any troops to fight the Iraqis battles for them. It must be driving the right wing chicken hawks crazy.

Comment by rms
2014-08-08 06:56:41

Osama was right, spread us out, stretched to our limits.

 
Comment by Housing Analyst
2014-08-08 07:01:12

Hey Junkie.

Comment by azdude
2014-08-08 14:54:24

M U P P E T

Comment by Housing Analyst
2014-08-08 16:28:22

You’re enraged.

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Comment by azdude
2014-08-08 17:04:44

how many homes did you lose? whats your motive for a depression?

 
Comment by Housing Analyst
2014-08-08 17:11:59

Should I change my moniker to The Enrager? :mrgreen:

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Whac-A-Bubble™
2014-08-08 06:41:24

Did you dump your Treasurys too soon?

Comment by Whac-A-Bubble™
2014-08-08 06:43:07

Aug. 8, 2014, 7:13 a.m. EDT
Treasury yields tumble to 14-month low on Iraq concern

NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — Treasury prices jumped Friday amid global geopolitical concerns after President Barack Obama approved specified airstrikes in northern Iraq late Thursday. No airstrikes have taken place yet. The 10-year Treasury note (10_YEAR -0.83%) yield, which falls as prices rise, sank 6 basis points to 2.366%, a new low since June 19, 2013. The 30-year bond (30_YEAR -0.31%) yield dropped 4 basis points to 3.193% and the 5-year note (5_YEAR -1.43%) yield fell 4 basis points to 1.561%.

Comment by Whac-A-Bubble™
2014-08-08 18:44:28

Aug. 8, 2014, 4:19 p.m. EDT
10-year Treasury yield falls for fourth week in five
By Ben Eisen, MarketWatch
Reuters
U.S. President Barack Obama

NEW YORK (MarketWatch)—Treasury prices climbed Friday, sending benchmark yields to their fourth weekly decline in five, as investors weighed escalating conflicts across Ukraine and Iraq.

The 10-year Treasury note 10_YEAR -0.12% yield, which falls as prices rise, was down half a basis point at 2.420%, the lowest close since June 2013. The yield fell as low as 2.350% overnight, according to Tradeweb. It’s down 8.5 basis points in the week.

Stocks closed higher.

Treasury investors initially reacted to news late Thursday that President Barack Obama will allow targeted airstrikes in northern Iraq as a means of protecting U.S. forces in the region. The U.S. launched airstrikes on Friday.

The market cut some of its rise after a report by news agency RIA that Russia wants to de-escalate its conflict with Ukraine. U.S. government debt walked back nearly all of its daily gains after a report suggested Russian troops were returning to their base.

“Flight to quality gripped the market, driving rates to new lows with price action likely exacerbated by lower liquidity,” said research strategists at Bank of America Merrill Lynch, led by Priya Misra.

The 30-year bond (30_YEAR -0.09%) yield fell half a basis point on the day to 3.231% and the 5-year note (5_YEAR -0.24%) yield dropped 1.5 basis points to 1.618%.

 
 
Comment by Whac-A-Bubble™
2014-08-08 06:44:57

Aug. 8, 2014, 6:34 a.m. EDT
The stock market: Is it worse than it was in 2000?
Stocks may be more overpriced now than before the tech bubble burst
By Brett Arends, MarketWatch

You know how I reported that this is now the third biggest stock market bubble in U.S. history?

I was wrong.

By one way of looking at it, it isn’t the third biggest bubble at all.

It may be the biggest.

Yes, really. Bigger even than 1999-2000 - the daddy bear of all stock-market bubbles.

Yikes.

That’s because the average overvaluation today may actually be higher than it was back then. There are fewer wacko bubble stocks - but there are also far fewer good-value stocks.

We tend to think of 1999 as the off-the-charts nuttiness classic of all time, the “Caddyshack” of stock-market wackiness. And when you look only at the big picture, that’s right.

 
 
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Comment by goon squad
2014-08-08 07:02:12

A nation of broke @ss loosers

Washington Post - Almost 20 percent of people near retirement age have no retirement savings

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/08/07/almost-20-percent-of-people-near-retirement-age-have-no-retirement-savings/

Comment by rms
2014-08-08 13:49:21

Probably have bad teeth too, which can aggravate health issues.

 
 
Comment by goon squad
2014-08-08 07:10:51

In your *FACE* Seattle

http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_26297369/seattle-seahawks-denver-broncos-preseason-game

50% off all Papa John’s orders the day after the Broncos win, and with this much win this season I hope to reach 250 pounds by February

Put a topping on it!

Comment by rj chicago
2014-08-08 08:21:28

Goon - Broncos WIN, Broncos WIN. Until the Superbowl rolls around and then……sorry - got distracted.
Did you catch the story on CBS local station there in Denver about how most of the pot shops are in low income nabes. Man o man - who could thunk that eh?

Comment by goon squad
2014-08-08 08:42:20

I don’t care about the Souper Bowl. By the time that game happens I’m gonna be like Augustus Gloop with month-old Cheese Sticks™ wedged in my fat rolls.

Comment by rj chicago
2014-08-08 09:21:50

Ouch - them cheese sticks gotta hurt man.
Don’t get me wrong - I have been a life long Bronco fan - still got the season ticks even though I don’t live there right now. Just seems that the whole darn town gets all worked up about the Donks and then things blow and the whole place goes into a stupor. All the while Rome burns (up in pot smoke that is).

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Comment by snake charmer
2014-08-08 08:48:17

Where I live, Papa John’s will give you a free 10-inch pizza with a ticket stub (you still have to visit to Kane’s Furniture to pick up the voucher) if our pro baseball team’s pitchers strike out ten or more batters during the game. With MLB strikeouts surging, I’m surprised the chain still is offering the promotion.

 
 
Comment by snake charmer
2014-08-08 07:22:22

And now, some comic relief:

“With a bankruptcy and pending foreclosure, Christine Hansen would find it nearly impossible to buy a house or get a mortgage.

Yet Hansen, 49, is in line to become treasurer and eventual president of Florida Realtors, the powerful organization whose mission is to “advance Florida’s real estate industry.”

http://tinyurl.com/l5jks49

Comment by oxide
2014-08-08 10:43:41

I think this is a great idea! She can best serve the real estate market because she has personal expericence with ALL aspects of the business. (especially in FL)

 
 
Comment by Housing Analyst
2014-08-08 07:40:03

There are reports circulating that realtors in San Diego are more corrupt than anywhere else.

Comment by rms
2014-08-08 13:52:19

How do they rank corruption, by the fees charged?

 
 
Comment by rj chicago
2014-08-08 08:41:42
Comment by Housing Analyst
2014-08-08 09:50:04

And how will that magically change the fact that housing demand is at 19 year lows and falling along with price declines resuming again?

Comment by rj chicago
2014-08-08 12:33:02

That is the question is it not?

 
 
 
Comment by Little Al
2014-08-08 15:06:24

I much prefer holding a yard sale on my property.
Will lows in this latest recession match the property
lows of 2009-2012? It’s hard to tell, but now up to
2015 should probably be a buyer’s market. Especially
in rural sustainable America.
Buy with confidence youngsters. This may be the best
chance in your lifetimes.

 
Comment by phony scandals
2014-08-08 15:23:22

CONGRESSMAN WANTS TO BAN SALE OF ENHANCED BODY ARMOR TO CIVILIANS
Gov’t has more rights than the people, according to lawmaker

Congressman wants to ban sale of enhanced body armor to civilians

by CHRIS EGER | GUNS.COM | AUGUST 8, 2014

Rep. Mike Honda, (D-CA), has submitted a bill to the U.S. House that would prohibit the sale, use or possession of what he terms military-grade body armor.

Honda reasons that this measure would aid law enforcement in taking out an active shooter, since the active shooter wouldn’t be able to obtain body armor.

“There is no reason this type of armor, which is designed for warfare, should be available in our communities except for those who need it, like law enforcement,” Honda said in a statement last week. “There’s nothing more dangerous than what a well-armored, unstoppable active shooter can do. This bill is common-sense and long overdue.”

Comment by rms
2014-08-08 21:38:13

“Congressman wants to ban sale of enhanced body armor to civilians”

Why not limit the ban to felons, leave honest folks alone?

 
 
Comment by Kidbuck
2014-08-08 17:25:18

Because some animals are more special than others.

 
Comment by phony scandals
2014-08-08 17:56:41

FOURTH-GRADER SUSPENDED FOR BRINGING NERF GUN TO SHOW AND TELL

by MIKAEL THALEN | INFOWARS.COM | AUGUST 8, 2014

A 9-year-old Georgia boy was suspended this week after bringing a plastic Nerf gun to show and tell.

Ramsey McDonald, a fourth-grade student at Miller Elementary School, brought the item to class after a teacher asked students to present their favorite toys.

“They were trying to get the kids to know each other,” McDonald’s father, Scott, told 13WMAZ News.

McDonald reportedly told his father about the assignment several days prior, saying he intended to bring in several toys including his IPad.

Thinking nothing of the assignment, Scott was shocked to receive a call the following morning that accused his son of bringing a “weapon” to school.

“They told me my son brought a weapon to school and they asked me if I was aware,” Scott said. “I asked them what it was and they said it was a plastic Nerf gun.”

Scott, who says he likely would have advised his son against bringing the toy if he’d have known, was even more surprised to learn that his son would be suspended for three days.

“He told me he didn’t know they would think it was a weapon or he wouldn’t have brought it to school,” Scott said.

According to Houston School Superintendent Mark Scott, McDonald’s punishment was later “reduced” to a three days in-school suspension.

The superintendent also claimed that school officials “never” viewed the toy as dangerous or weapon-like.

Scott refuted the superintendent’s claim, saying a school official told him that the suspension was directly over his son having “something that looked like a weapon.”

Scott, who says he never received written notification on his son’s suspension, plans to meet with the superintendent to further discuss the school’s handling of the situation.

Such absurd incidents have become increasingly common as more and more schools adopt “zero tolerance” policies towards anything remotely related to firearms.

An 11-year-old boy was interrogated and suspended last February after accidentally bringing a plastic toy gun to school. The boy, who had left the plastic gun in his jacket pocket and realized the mistake, was subjected to “intimidation tactics, threats and accusations of lying” after alerting teachers voluntarily.

Incredibly, items that even slightly resemble the shape of a firearm are now deemed dangerous.

Last September, a 9-year-old boy in Detroit was suspended after a teacher accused him of pretending his spinning top was a gun.

Most famously, a 7-year-old student was suspended last year after allegedly chewing his pop-tart breakfast pastry into the shape of a handgun.

That same year, a 5-year-old girl talking about her “Hello Kitty” Bubble gun was suspended for “terroristic threats” after another student found the discussion offensive.

 
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